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A Drunkard's Tale (The Night Before Christmas - Corvette version
Time for my yearly post. I wrote this back in 2011. Posted it at the other place OT before and they removed it. Said it wasn't "Corvette related".
A Drunkard’s Tale 2 /23 /11 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bar not a drunkard was stirring so I made for the car when there by the door there arose such a clatter I turned my drunk ass to see what was the matter. In walked this tall chick hair long, curly and black, spike heeled boots and stockings with a line up the back. In the air you could hear a collective gasp as she turned towards the bar. No way I could pass! This could be an evening of fantasies rare! She was so hot I could not help but stare. She walked over towards me, sat on the next stool as I gazed in a stupor and started to drool. She said "How you doin'? You need a good time?" I knew in an instant for a fee she'd be mine. I nodded a yes and she said "You got money? "I drive a Vette" I replied to the honey. We sauntered on out and as I watched her stride I fancied the night as we walked to my ride. We then reached the lot and her smile quickly faded. I knew in that moment my luck had been jaded. "It's a freakin' C4!" she screamed and we grappled. 'Twas then that I noticed that gals Adam's Apple! I jumped in the car and I tore out of sight. I heard her yell into the late night: "You got no benjamins and I ain't yo bitch! You cheap ass bastich! I got a C6!" |
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That moment when you figure out that.....
......even trannies have nicer Vettes than I do. |
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A Christmas classic. Like Alice's restaurant... sorta.
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