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Old 09-01-2016, 7:02pm   #1
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Let me make it clear that this post is not any criticism of aerovette and the pics he posted in Behind the Barn; I found almost all the pics to be very sexy. But...for some reason I don't like looking at a woman's azz hole...such as this:



I certainly like the feel of my d*ck inside said azz hole...but seeing it is a definite turn-off. It's the crapper for men and women--the thing that poop passes through and also stains underwear. And unless you're bleaching that area it's an ugly color of brown to reinforce that point.

So...you tell me: Am I being prudish about this or not? Do you like looking at the brown hole? Even though I like my huge member inside that hole, I'd never kiss it or lick it. Would you put your tongue in it? Not me.
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You're looking a gift horse in the mouth, in a manner of speaking
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You need to have consultation with Thomas (since Knooger seems to be MIA)
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I totally agree. There are poses common in pron that I personally find unpleasant. Someone must like seeing chicks pull their ass cheeks apart, so the browneye has unobstructed view. These days they're bleaching them, getting them prettied up by plastic surgeons and bejeweling them.

I also agree on the anal action. I'm not going to ask a woman to do anything I would not do myself, and she sure as shit ain't peggin' this guy.
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So we're talking about the brown-eye I see!

I'm all for a little balloon knot pillage. There's nothing quite like a mud run when you're looking for a little change of pace.

And bedazzling the rusty bullet hole is preferred. I like some glitter on the dirt den before I plunge in.
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Certain women you just need to see their butt hole. It's a quasi sociosexual human characteristic.
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I have never understood the male's fascination with the dumpster, when there is a deli right next door. I choose to visit the deli; thank you very much.
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I have never understood the male's fascination with the dumpster, when there is a deli right next door. I choose to visit the deli; thank you very much.
It's because men are dogs.
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See, now I look at a picture like that an I can imagine grabbing a handful of cheek that is slightly cooler than room temp, but the tips of my fingers just cross that point where there is a big temp change and it is significantly warmer and you know you are in the neighborhood of something good.


PS, you can't see the examples butthole. Just the temperate zone.
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Yep you're being prudish lol
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Let me make it clear that this post is not any criticism of aerovette and the pics he posted in Behind the Barn; I found almost all the pics to be very sexy. But...for some reason I don't like looking at a woman's azz hole...such as this:



I certainly like the feel of my d*ck inside said azz hole...but seeing it is a definite turn-off. It's the crapper for men and women--the thing that poop passes through and also stains underwear. And unless you're bleaching that area it's an ugly color of brown to reinforce that point.

So...you tell me: Am I being prudish about this or not? Do you like looking at the brown hole? Even though I like my huge member inside that hole, I'd never kiss it or lick it. Would you put your tongue in it? Not me.
I find that picture perfect and I'd be all over that in a heartbeat asshole and all.
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I find that picture perfect and I'd be all over that in a heartbeat asshole and all.
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Me too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I find that picture perfect and I'd be all over that in a heartbeat asshole and all.
I'd be all over that like the thirteenth fat kid looking at a dozen cupcakes.
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