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Old 03-17-2023, 4:40am   #121
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I took a girl out on a date in the early 80s and she asked the waitress for ketchup for her steak. I wanted to climb under the table and hide. We never went out again.
I’d have beat her like a baby seal with the ketchup bottle.
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Old 03-17-2023, 5:30am   #122
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I’d have beat her like a baby seal with the ketchup bottle.

I'd have to see her boobs first. I've let worse things slide when they were firm and ripe enough.
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I'd have to see her boobs first. I've let worse things slide when they were firm and ripe enough.
Ketchup on steak? I dunno. She could have a rack like Sophia Loren and that constitutes a -
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Old 03-17-2023, 7:22am   #124
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I'd have to see her boobs first. I've let worse things slide when they were firm and ripe enough.
Nope. She was rackless for the most part. I liked her because she was skinny and fun.
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Old 03-17-2023, 8:29am   #125
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I took a girl out on a date in the early 80s and she asked the waitress for ketchup for her steak. I wanted to climb under the table and hide. We never went out again.
Why? did you see her untrimmed bush under the table and it reminded you that you had yard work to do?
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Old 03-17-2023, 8:37am   #126
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I don't know why they even have PC on the CFOT anymore except for revenue I guess, the moderation on there with the dillweed they installed as moderator is heavy-handed and absolutely left-leaning. I had a hope THIS forum would attract more Corvette technical folks and posts but, it appears, that the Off Topic is the heartbeat of this site.
I'm trying brother...I'm a technical dude. I do my own mechanical work and when i run into issues, I post them. Recently, I just haven't had any issues. But I agree...if we could actually get some corvette chatter going, I believe more folks would swing by.
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I'm trying brother...I'm a technical dude. I do my own mechanical work and when i run into issues, I post them. Recently, I just haven't had any issues. But I agree...if we could actually get some corvette chatter going, I believe more folks would swing by.
At least we can say the C7 tail lights are hideous without fear of catching a ban.
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At least we can say the C7 tail lights are hideous without fear of catching a ban.
Valid.
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Why? did you see her untrimmed bush under the table and it reminded you that you had yard work to do?
Just like baseball...No grass on the mound.
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Just like baseball...No grass on the mound.
So, it mast have looked like chewed bubble gum or an old used catcher's mitt
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So, it mast have looked like chewed bubble gum or an old used catcher's mitt
We were in our 20s, so no, it looked like paradise.
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Yeah, I upset their apple cart as well :

I prefer it here, just wish it had the same traffic.
I post something around 10-midnight and the thread sticks there til the next morning. Has everyone here gone to bed by then? It's still evening for you left-coast homos.

I am admittedly a night-owl, so there that.

If I made a "Night Owl" thread, I'd probably be the only one posting in it. Maybe I'll do that anyway, just to see who's who.
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Old 03-17-2023, 9:50am   #133
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I post something around 10-midnight and the thread sticks there til the next morning. Has everyone here gone to bed by then? It's still evening for you left-coast homos.

I am admittedly a night-owl, so there that.

If I made a "Night Owl" thread, I'd probably be the only one posting in it. Maybe I'll do that anyway, just to see who's who.


Dead zones:

3:00 PM - 6:00 PM

10:00 PM - 7:00 AM
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3:00 PM - 6:00 PM

10:00 PM - 7:00 AM
Sounds about right.

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I'm on the West Coast, and usually sign off by 4pm PST, which is 7PM to most of you guys. I generally get on as I finish my AM coffee around 8-830 AM my time, which is mid-day for you guys. This place is a LOT more 'dead' than it used to be, with the elimination/cancellation of a handful of toxic trollers. I guess that's the trade-off. Busy and buzzing along, but potentially offensive, or dead and boring, and never offensive.
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Go over there and deliver a msg to pewter.

"You're a garbage human."
Isn't that one from Florida?

I posted that Florida looks like a turd on a map, and he banned me for a day. What a little girl with sand in his baldy vagina.
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Isn't that one from Florida?

I posted that Florida looks like a turd on a map, and he banned me for a day. What a little girl with sand in his baldy vagina.
That's why there is a website dedicated to his douchebaggery.
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Isn't that one from Florida?

I posted that Florida looks like a turd on a map, and he banned me for a day. What a little girl with sand in his baldy vagina.
"Turd" and "sand" reminds me of a classic Rodney Dangerfield self-deprecating one-liners, from (my failing) memory:

"I tell ya Johnny, my mother would send me out to play in the sandbox, but the cat kept covering me up!"
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Guy I used to buy parts from years ago posted this about him.

http://docrebuild.com/curr-evnt/currentevents-137.html
Wow, ok he is a kokzuker.
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Guy I used to buy parts from years ago posted this about him.

http://docrebuild.com/curr-evnt/currentevents-137.html
I remember that and the shit storm it caused when posted over there
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