Who's the craziest **** you ever did?

[The_Dude]

not starting

[Anjdog2003]

pity post

[Steve_R]

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

[markids77]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

[Yadkin]

The summer after I graduated highschool, one of my sisters friends, five years older than me, dragged me into her bedroom. Yeah, she was crazy.

Now it's your turn to belly up to the bar and tell us about your crazy night...

[Bruze]

That's easy, Crazy Lori. She lived with me for a while in 2006. Was an alcoholic (had two DWIs and a mandated ignition interlock on her truck) and would start fights just for the fun of it (from her POV apparently, wasn't fun for me). I would usually just leave for a couple of hours rather than argue with her over nothing.

It got so bad towards the end that I took all my guns out of the house and locked them in the shop. So then I'm laying in bed next to her, she's sleeping, and I'm imagining going to sleep, her waking up, going and getting a kitchen knife and turning me into a woman. I seriously worried about this.

Come to find out (from her sister and someone else) she most likely had Borderline Personality Disorder, a very serious mental condition, which rarely gets diagnosed because people with it don't think there's anything wrong with them -- it's the rest of the world that's ****ed up. She threatened suicide twice while she was living with me, which is not unusual for a BPD.

After an episode, she sometimes would go into what is called a "catatonic state," where she would curl up in a chair with a blanket (even in summer) and stare at the wall for several hours. She would not talk, but would answer me very quietly if I asked her something.

After I basically kicked her out, we did get together a couple of times the next summer and had a good time. We had a lot of things in common as far as lifestyle. I have no idea whatever happened to her. The good times, between the fights, were very good.

She absolutely had "the woman's touch" as far as making the house look nice with doo-dads and arranging stuff.

Always serving up the drinks:



With one of my cats:

[Unsuspicious]

Hypothetically there was a girl who stayed late after a party at my place and wanted to spend the night. My then gf was studying abroad at the time. This girl knew my gf. At some point she said that whether we slept together or not, she'd tell my gf we did. She did end up telling my gf that we did, and I told my gf that she planned to say that regardless.

[donuts]

I was bored on a Saturday night about 15 years ago, I don’t remember who initiated the discussion but I ended up picking up a girl I had dated and had released for general weirdness. Anyway, we go to dinner at a popular place and we order drinks, our food arrives and she gets up to goto the bathroom and tells me “ those mashed potatoes better be gone by the time I get back” and I chuckle and say whatever.. she gets back and yells “what did I tell you! Eat those ****ing potatoes now!” The place gets silent.. I tell her no.. and she screams it again.. I got the check and paid and walked her crazy ass outa there .. I had already rented a room at the casino/hotel we were in and we went up there and as I was trying to figure out wtf was wrong with her some girls come waking down the hall and were being loud, so my gal hops up off the bed and goes out there and tells them to shut the **** up.. and then the fight started , I had two of those drunk gals attacking my gal in our room , full blown fist swinging and hair pulling the whole bus load of whoop ass.. my gal won round one.. I get them shoved outa the room and shut the door and my gal is laughing her ass off.. the liquor she drank before I picked her up plus what she drank at supper and whatever pain pills she had popped were in full effect. She said guck me and I said no .. and it escalated until there’s a knock on the door and it’s the tribal police and hotel security and management.. I told the my gal got attacked by that group and I had to push them out and luckily the other group was drunker and they got kicked out My gal passed out shortly after cops left and I went down and played blackjack and tried to figure out wtf just happened .. I came back up a few hours later and she woke up half sober and didn’t remember a ****ijgbt thing.. I took a nap and as soon as the sun came up I drove her straight home and never talked to her crazy ass again..

[Bruze]

WTF? ^

[PLRX]

A married woman during my San Diego Yahoo Chat extravaganza 1996-2000. That was crazy

[Vandelay Industries]

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me but....

[Onebadcad]

I think all are a little crazy.
They say the same about us,,,

[Frankie the Fink]

Well - this forum has finally become a bunch of high school kids BSing each other at the local hang out about their supposed mis-adventures.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

Well - this forum has finally become a bunch of high school kids BSing each other at the local hang out about their supposed mis-adventures.

Do you think all would be okay with my high school story when I got on the wrong bus, and took a four-hour trip with the girl's volleyball team??

[DJ_Critterus]

damn, i have too many stories from my time as a titty bar DJ

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

damn, i have too many stories from my time as a titty bar DJ

No one wants the stories, just the pics!!

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

No one wants the stories, just the pics!!

20+ years ago and cell phones didnt have cameras, but here's one with a childhood friend of mine when she bartended about 12 years ago...

[Bill]

My girl goes to a different school. Y'all wouldn't know her.......

[ThePirate]

Originally Posted by Bruze

That's easy, Crazy Lori.

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That's my wife!!!!!!

[The_Dude]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

I did not have a happy childhood

thanks