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[thecornerman]

Originally Posted by BOTY

just upping post count in here. Shameful to not be in the top 10.

Why? Is there an Easter cash drawing coming up?

I guess it's time to concede my lose of the Christmas cash drawing

[Little Red L98.]

Found one for ya Toddles.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Raazor

You're going to look like a ****ing Tootsie-Pop with that massive melon and skinny body!

In before those PhotoChops...

I picture @K-Spaz with a hotdog neck.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

[Murray]

Sir strats

Udders

[Old Ben]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Morning Cajun You’re up early this morning. Going hunting?

[Old Ben]

Originally Posted by Murray

Sir strats

Udders

Morning Murray

[Murray]

Ben.....hope all is well

[Vegas]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Originally Posted by Murray

Sir strats

Udders

Originally Posted by Old Ben

Morning Cajun You’re up early this morning. Going hunting?

Morning all y'alls

[Old Ben]

Originally Posted by Murray

Ben.....hope all is well

Doing okay for my age.

[Old Ben]

Originally Posted by Vegas

Morning all y'alls

[bigblock427]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Morning Mr. Strats

Originally Posted by Murray

Sir strats

Udders

Morning Murray

Originally Posted by Vegas

Morning all y'alls

Morning Vegas

Originally Posted by Old Ben

Morning Cajun You’re up early this morning. Going hunting?

Morning Ben Are your chores done already?

You boys are up and at 'em early.

Morning late risers and lazy people.

[bigblock427]

Originally Posted by C3C7NIC

Stolen from SM:


Congratulations President Elect Biden and soon to be President Biden! With that said, I’m going to need some help from my Democratic Liberal friends:
1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident hashtag or is that reserved for President Trump?
2. Who do I contact to see if Republicans are boycotting the Inauguration, like the Democrats did for President Trump?
3. Do I have to accept the election results, or can I cry for four years, claiming election interference?
4. Am I entitled to see Biden’s tax returns to learn how his income jumped dramatically in one year (I mean, we all know how and why. Just show the proof.)?
5. Am I allowed to trash anything that Biden says, without repercussion, because I’m just expressing myself?
6. Is there a sign-up somewhere for riots, do organizers call me, or how does that work, since I didn’t get my way?
7. Are businesses targeted because they supported Biden, or do I just pick a business that has something I want to take home?
8. Were the thousands of businesses that boarded up for fear of riots, for Conservatives or Liberals? If they were for Conservatives, did I miss the riots already??
9. Where are the safe spaces at? Is there a map or something? I may need to go cry for a little while (because of how stupid our country has become).
10. Does all the free stuff your party has promised, just come or do I have to quit my job first?
11. What is the address you guys have been sending all that extra tax money to, since you think people aren’t paying enough in taxes? I’m sure you have been voluntarily sending in more than required...
12. When my 401K crashes, will the President Elect make up for that in give-a-ways, or am I just screwed?
13. Since Socialism is what you just voted in, if my neighbor has something I want, do I just take it or do I have to let him know I’m taking it (Personally, I have had my eye on the brand NEW Mercedes SUV, a couple of doors down ... Biden sign in yard.).
14. When gas gets unaffordable, is there an EBT card for that?
15. The Conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events, yet the protests and now election gatherings by Liberals, are not. Did you guys secretly come out with the vaccine?
16. Funny how the CDC has come up with a vaccine, soon after you were announced the President Elect. Can you, all your family, and colleagues take it first, to ensure it works?
17. So, now you are the President Elect and soon to be President Biden, Is every death now on you, or is it President Trump's responsibility, just at your convenience?
18. During Biden's State of the Union Address, is Nancy going to tear up the speech on national television, or does she only do that with President Trump?
I’m sorry for all the questions, being a childish, entitled, disrespectful, ass-hat is all new to me. I want to make sure I get it right!
Who can answer these?

Can you share all of the answers that came pouring in? I really need to know the answers.

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Kathy’s been on the phone with her mom just catching up on things. I miss having a parent to talk to.

Hmmm...I wonder what Porter would do if I phoned him and called him Dad.

Okay, after a few seconds of thought, that might not go well.

NVM.

I am not as old as all of you old farts on here. I am blessed to still have both of my parents. And they are both in good health. I still play golf with my dad. I have always been close to my parents. I cannot imagine life without them. So I can only guess how you feel.

Originally Posted by C3C7NIC

2nd shot is worse I think. Hope she is better soon. Seems to last 24 hours.

Today was not fun, 2 extra strength Tylenol and a Benadryl took the edge off.

Then I had to go get stuck 31 times at the neurologist.


Think needles will be avoided for the foreseeable future.

Have you grown any new appendages or organs? Have you developed any twitching or similar irregular body movement?

[Thunder22]

this is the first weekend in over a year that I have no commitments and can just veg.

<let the vegging commence!>

coffee first.

[Rodnok1]

Morning..

[Murray]

Originally Posted by Thunder22

this is the first weekend in over a year that I have no commitments and can just veg.

<let the vegging commence!>

coffee and Baileys first.

Fixed

[Thunder22]

Originally Posted by Murray

Fixed

you sir, are 100% correct!

[snide]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

In before those PhotoChops...

I picture @K-Spaz with a hotdog neck.

Fred

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Jimbly

Originally Posted by Murray

Sir strats

Udders

Murray

Originally Posted by Old Ben

Morning Cajun You’re up early this morning. Going hunting?

Ben

Originally Posted by Vegas

Morning all y'alls

Vegas

Originally Posted by bigblock427

Morning Mr. Strats


Morning Murray


Morning Vegas


Morning Ben Are your chores done already?

You boys are up and at 'em early.

Morning late risers and lazy people.

Brent

Originally Posted by Thunder22

this is the first weekend in over a year that I have no commitments and can just veg.

<let the vegging commence!>

coffee first.

Thunder

Originally Posted by Rodnok1

Morning..

Rod

In before @MadInNc
In before @datawiz

[gs568]

Morning y’all.