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Old 11-05-2018, 06:18pm   #1
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biggrin Mother Daughter Threesome

I ended up with an older woman last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In
Fact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found
myself think that she probably had a really
hot daughter.

We drank a bit (well, more than a bit) we had
a snuggle, and she asked me if I had ever
had a "Sportsman's Double?".

"What's that?" I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," She said

"Oh!" I said as my mind began to embrace the idea.

"No, I haven't." And I wondered what this daughter
of hers might look like.

We drank a bit more, then she says with
a wink that tonight was "My lucky night."

I went back to her place.
We walked in, she turned on the hall light
and shouted upstairs:

"MOM! You still awake?!"
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:23am   #3
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Now that is very ......
the joke......older than the OP
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it would be easy to determine which one is 19, which one is 39, and which is 59,

just loosen up those brassieres...


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it would be easy to determine which one is 19, which one is 39, and which is 59,

just loosen up those brassieres...


Just look at their hands. The hands don't lie.
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Just look at their hands. The hands don't lie.
Looks like Gramma doesn't want to show off her legs either.


I'd still hit all those of legal age like a screen door in a hurricane.
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2-1-3......I always liked older women...
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2-1-3......I always liked older women...
Plus by the thirties they know what they like. And I have no problem with taking directions.
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Plus by the thirties they know what they like. And I have no problem with taking directions.
I hear ya

2....knows what she wants and will take over
1....will remember what she loved and will do it great
3....will willy nilly ride and be busy on her phone
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