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Old 03-21-2011, 7:49pm   #1
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not only with barn bucks :hint: but with the whole marriage thing.

Can a man really have sex with the same woman for the rest of his days?

seriously? with all that strange out there..damn..how can you promise your penis to one woman?
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Rub it....Of course not....Rosie palm and the palmettes will always be at your side.
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Old 03-21-2011, 7:51pm   #3
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even if you fkd your wife every different position on the planet, youre still tappin the same poon

sum1 gave me sum munny..you fkn rock
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Old 03-21-2011, 7:52pm   #5
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I dunno if I could do it
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Almost 32 years ago, I made a commitment, to love, honor, and cherish, until death do us part.

My wife made a commitment to love, honor, and obey, until death do us part.

I still love my wife dearly, but that obey part flew straight out the fukkin' window.

Be advised.
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even if you fkd your wife every different position on the planet, youre still tappin the same poon

sum1 gave me sum munny..you fkn rock
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Almost 32 years ago, I made a commitment, to love, honor, and cherish, until death do us part.

My wife made a commitment to love, honor, and obey, until death do us part.

I still love my wife dearly, but that obey part flew straight out the fukkin' window.

Be advised.
...Me too...
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Yeah, but what if you died tomorrow? Wouldn't it be better to die happy?




(before you start, no, I don't want to get married and I didn't grow a vagina. If I did, I would've posted pics.................of the bride-to-be)
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Old 03-21-2011, 7:54pm   #10
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My witty comments are worth at least half of that.
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just put lipstick on her butt.
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Marriages based on just sex never last.
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You're welcome.
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My wife is the reason I'm not doing hard time.

Serious
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What did you do anyway ? That's the 2nd reference of that nature that I heard from you.....At least you can make a mean shank...
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So...you're talking about hard time as in jail....or as in you don't find her attractive................?
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What did you do anyway ? That's the 2nd reference of that nature that I heard from you.....At least you can make a mean shank...
(Sigh) A lotta my family lost good money betting that I would either be dead or doing hard time by the time I was 25.
They lost.
Nothing I would put on a public forum
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I dunno if I could do it



Then why do it? Maybe some day you will change your mind, but if you don't and as long as you are happy, keep doing what you're doing. It would be much better to stay single than to say you're going to commit to someone and then keep doing what you're doing. Of course you could always meet and marry a woman that prefers an "open" marriage which might just work well for you.
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So...you're talking about hard time as in jail....or as in you don't find her attractive................?
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