When I die, I don’t want a funeral…….

[Defib1961]

……I want to be thrown out of an airplane at 10,000 dressed in a Superman costume.






I can’t remember who the original comic was who said that. Still funny

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Ill Duce

It has to be the closest thing to going to hell listening to the stupid "yoho yoho a pirates life for me" song for all eternity

Or reading your post.

[Mike Mercury]

I told my wife that I decided to be cremated.


She went ahead and scheduled it for next Tuesday...

[Big bob]

Neptune society pick-up toasting and prepaid postage.

[Torqaholic]

A certain state (not much of a guess, but go ahead if you feel the need to trigger our resident West Coast troll) just passed a dead body composting act. Now you can be chopped up into parts and spread around the landscape to rot... Assuming you're into that sort of thing.

I wouldn't mind returning my elements to nature, it's something I've considered my whole life, but the chopping up thing is totally unnecessary. Dumb asses.

[Big bob]

Here you go full body natural rot.


https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/

[Jughead]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...001/?gnt-cfr=1

[Torqaholic]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Here you go full body natural rot.


https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/

I said nature, not science. Big difference. One does not involve the need for other people to be involved, the other does. Can a guy at least be left alone in death? FFS

[Yadkin]

My plan is for cremation and to have my son spread my ashes on the very steepest portion of my local ski slope.

[DJ_Critterus]

Told my Aunt that I'm not getting her a christmas present this year because she didn't use the one I bought her last year. It was a burial plot.

[Onebadcad]

I am immoral, I am going to live forever!!

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by Torqaholic

Can a guy at least be left alone in death?

Maybe; as long as he continues to pay his

taxes.

[Big bob]

Originally Posted by Torqaholic

I said nature, not science. Big difference. One does not involve the need for other people to be involved, the other does. Can a guy at least be left alone in death? FFS

Cover your self in honey and go pet a grizzly.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Mike Mercury

Maybe; as long as he continues to pay his

taxes.

...and vote for Democrats.

[Torqaholic]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Cover your self in honey and go pet a grizzly.

Wouldn't need honey, but yeah, that'd get er done.

[Aerovette]

I'm not sure who will do it, possibly a best friend, but I want my, and my parent's ashes all tossed into the wind off the top of Stone Mountain Georgia.

Elevation 1600 feet

[The_Dude]

Viking funeral for me

[Louie Detroit]

I want to be cremated and my ashes spread at the spot in my avatar.

[Iron Chef]

Originally Posted by Defib1961

……I want to be thrown out of an airplane at 10,000 dressed in a Superman costume.

Why not be buried on the 8th Hole at Squaw Creek Golf Course? You've died a thousand deaths there...make it official.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by aerovette

I'm not sure who will do it, possibly a best friend, but I want my, and my parents ashes all tossed into the wind off the top of Stone Mountain Georgia.

Elevation 1600 feet

I'm sure that there is a group looking to demolish that carving- just like they did for confederate statues throughout The South.