When I die, I don’t want a funeral…….

[Anjdog2003]

I want to be stuffed sitting on my Van seat under the Los Feliz bridge.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by aerovette

I'm not sure who will do it, possibly a best friend, but I want my, and my parent's ashes all tossed into the wind off the top of Stone Mountain Georgia.

Elevation 1600 feet

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Stone Mountain may be dynomited soon due to the Confederate theme,,, its what racists do!!

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by Iron Chef

Why not be buried on the 8th Hole at Squaw Creek Golf Course? You've died a thousand deaths there...make it official.

Oh sh1t!!!

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

My plan is for cremation and to have my son spread my ashes on the very steepest portion of my local ski slope.

I take it you're planning for Baby Doll to pass on before you?

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Stone Mountain may be dynomited soon due to the Confederate theme,,, its what racists do!!

They've threatened it for a long time. My neighbors (black) went there last week. A friend of theirs apparently took issue with them going and she shut them down fast. She said she put up her hand and said "I don't want to hear it. It's history"

They enjoyed it.

[Frankie the Fink]

Neptune Society and "up in smoke", and my ashses mixed in with a fill up of high test in my old split window

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

Neptune Society and "up in smoke"

You want to be rolled up into a joint and smoked?

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

I take it you're planning for Baby Doll to pass on before you?

She's a blue groomer sort of gal, and has never skied that run; never will. One of her friends tried it a couple years back, fell, broke her leg so bad that the bone was sticking out through her pants.

[Scissors]

I want a taxidermist to prepare and pose my body like an attacking Grizzly Bear, with the stipulation that my descendants have to leave me prominently displayed in their living room(s).

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Torqaholic

A certain state (not much of a guess, but go ahead if you feel the need to trigger our resident West Coast troll) just passed a dead body composting act. Now you can be chopped up into parts and spread around the landscape to rot... Assuming you're into that sort of thing.

I wouldn't mind returning my elements to nature, it's something I've considered my whole life, but the chopping up thing is totally unnecessary. Dumb asses.

I have said for decades that if it is an option (I don't think it is at this time), I'd like to have my body stuffed into a burlap sack, taken to a remote rural area selected at random, a hole dug 3-4 feet deep, toss the sack in, cover it over and walk away. No funeral, no "marker", nothing. Just let nature use what were my molecules for something else.

[Blademaker]

I wanna be dropped from a helicopter onto some monkey bars on a playground.
At night.
Just to scare the little bastards one last time....

[Bill]

I want to be cremated using clean burning natural gas!

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Scissors

I want a taxidermist to prepare and pose my body like an attacking Grizzly Bear, with the stipulation that my descendants have to leave me prominently displayed in their living room(s).

Nude, right?

[Big bob]

[snide]

I want to buried face down, so the entire world can kiss my ass.

[Defib1961]

Originally Posted by Iron Chef

Why not be buried on the 8th Hole at Squaw Creek Golf Course? You've died a thousand deaths there...make it official.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(Bite me)

[PLRX]

Funerals are another act others enjoy, like front yard grass, Christmas lights, charity payments, and giving expensive presents. Please feel free to add others to the list

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

I want to be cremated and my ashes spread at the spot in my avatar.

In a parking lot? I thought you were going to say Tiger stadium.

[Mike Mercury]

@snide

Originally Posted by snide

I want to buried face down, so the entire world can kiss my ass.

they'll still need a ladder.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

In a parking lot? I thought you were going to say Tiger stadium.

The players parking lot was underneath the bleachers when Tiger Stadium was there but now AFAIK it’s just an amateur baseball field now.