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Old 11-03-2020, 3:08pm   #1
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Brown and formed.
Clean back to front wipe.
Didn't wash hands after as no contact was made. Furthermore, I live alone.
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Clean back to front wipe.
Didn't wash hands after as no contact was made. Furthermore, I live alone.
I wiped my azz with a few posters today.
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Old 11-03-2020, 3:13pm   #3
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You're gonna get an infection in your vajayjay...
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Old 11-03-2020, 3:39pm   #5
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Old 11-03-2020, 3:46pm   #6
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Liquid baby !!!!
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Old 11-03-2020, 5:09pm   #7
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Varies at my age, 76, and it's AWL a PITA.......


and smells the same......



nuff said......
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Why are turds tapered in the ends?
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Are your saying that girls poop?
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Why are turds tapered in the ends?
So your asshole don't slam shut!
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I almost stepped in poop today
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Low altitude bombing run....
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Old 11-03-2020, 9:43pm   #17
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I almost stepped in poop today
looks like M&M's
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Old 11-03-2020, 10:51pm   #18
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My chit don't stink!
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