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Old 04-10-2024, 11:37am   #1
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Guess you otter be careful around them.
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FLORIDA otters are the baddest, they will take down a 3,000 brown grizzly-ass bear in under 10 seconds.
Have one across the canal from me, world-class breakdancer, almost as good as Ringo.

As said before, numerous times, ad naseum, FLORIDA is best in all things, except sucking!!
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It has the worst drivers.
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It has the worst drivers.
Would be solved if all you yankees would stay the **** home!!

It is a VERY HIGH bar when you compare drivers to me, so yeah, most here are poorly skilled, which is the norm when I am included in the sample set.
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Would be solved if all you yankees would stay the **** home!!

It is a VERY HIGH bar when you compare drivers to me, so yeah, most here are poorly skilled, which is the norm when I am included in the sample set.
Those Yankees moved to Florida to be with like minded drivers.
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Those Yankees moved to Florida to be with like minded drivers.
They moved here for the 3:30 PM dinner specials.
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They moved here for the 3:30 PM dinner specials.
And stayed for the 5pm two drink specials, before driving home.
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And stayed for the 5pm two drink specials, before driving home.
They can afford the drink specials as most share the dinner plate.
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Far more dangerous than killer otters and found EVERYWHERE:
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They moved down here to bring us down to their level because we were wrecking the bell curve for the mediocre and complete losers.
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Otters =skunks = ferrets = weasels = mustelids
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What, Boddah You?...
No boddah me. Jus' sayin' da kine

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You see otter's down by the river once in a while. Normaly a very timid
animal and they do not want human contact. They always look like they
are having fun in the water.
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They can afford the drink specials as most share the dinner plate.
When my brother lived in Florida he told me the state bird was the Early Bird.
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Go to Boston for the worst drivers in America. I've driven in most major cities in America and several foreign cities and Boston is about the worst I can think of except for Naples Italy. Those people are f&&king nuts.
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When my brother lived in Florida he told me the state bird was the Early Bird.


When you start drinking Bloody Mary's at your 8AM tee time and keep going all day you need to get to dinner early or you pass out before 8PM.
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Otters =skunks = ferrets = weasels = mustelids
Otters =skunks = ferrets = weasels = mustelids > iron maiden
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Go to Boston for the worst drivers in America. I've driven in most major cities in America and several foreign cities and Boston is about the worst I can think of except for Naples Italy. Those people are f&&king nuts.
Naples, Italy.... I learned to drive there and started when I was 13
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When you start drinking Bloody Mary's at your 8AM tee time and keep going all day you need to get to dinner early or you pass out before 8PM.
Lots of fiber in tomato juice...
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