For you Florida bastards

[LATB]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

When my brother lived in Florida he told me the state bird was the Early Bird.

The mocking bird is the Florida state bird. It’s also the state bird of several other states. Texas and Tennessee and maybe another one.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

They moved down here to bring us down to their level because we were wrecking the bell curve for the mediocre and complete losers.

As if they know anything about statistics.

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

As if they know anything about statistics.

Don't you have some dentures to scrub clean egghead...

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by VITE1

Go to Boston for the worst drivers in America. I've driven in most major cities in America and several foreign cities and Boston is about the worst I can think of except for Naples Italy. Those people are f&&king nuts.

I grew up there, learned to drive there, so am an expert on Boston drivers. They know exactly what they are doing to get the **** around you. Intimidation. Aggression. Fearless. Precision to squeeze five lanes of traffic onto a three lane road.

Not to be confused with shitty Florida driving skills.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by higgyburners

Don't you have some dentures to scrub clean egghead...

Rent free, Himey.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

I grew up there, learned to drive there, so am an expert on Boston drivers. They know exactly what they are doing to get the **** around you. Intimidation. Aggression. Fearless. Precision to squeeze five lanes of traffic onto a three lane road.

Not to be confused with shitty Florida driving skills.

The biggest problem we have on FLORIDA roads is dealing with shit drivers who learned their skill in some shithole state.

I routinely hit triple digits on most interstates and expressways when those of your type are not around me.

I will not defend FLORIDA drivers, as there are far too few of them,,, and getting worse.

[Frankie the Fink]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

I grew up there, learned to drive there, so am an expert on Boston drivers. They know exactly what they are doing to get the **** around you. Intimidation. Aggression. Fearless. Precision to squeeze five lanes of traffic onto a three lane road.

Not to be confused with shitty Florida driving skills.

You must leave an IMG when driving in Florida. Idiot Maneuvering Gap; learn the technique and your life will be much more pleasant.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

You must leave an IMG when driving in Florida. Idiot Maneuvering Gap; learn the technique and your life will be much more pleasant.

He probably drives the speed limit when here, even the mopeds pass him.

[Frankie the Fink]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

He probably drives the speed limit when here, even the mopeds pass him.

And constantly on the lookout for driveway rocks to steal.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

And constantly on the lookout for driveway rocks to steal.

Do they have rocks in Florida?

[Frankie the Fink]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Do they have rocks in Florida?

Northerners bring them into the state along with their liberal politics, loud and brash manners, nauseating accents, and, zany driving habits.

So, yeah.

[VITE1]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Naples, Italy.... I learned to drive there and started when I was 13

This explains a lot!!