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Old 05-30-2012, 12:09am   #1
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I got let out of work early today so decided to get a haircut. Luckily the woman who has been cutting my hair for a while was there. She offered to wash my hair which I knew might knock me out, but it's my favorite part of a haircut.

Sure enough I fell asleep just long enough to accidentally let out an awful fart. Eating McDonald's for breakfast AND lunch is an unkind thing to do to your stomach. I woke up in time to see my hairdresser holding a hand over her mouth and gagging loudly. I still had no idea what was happening. But then I smelled it and knew what had happened. Within seconds she had puked all over the floor. The other woman working in the store came over to help her out but also started gagging at the sight of puke. They both went into the back room to gather themselves. I left her a tip for washing my hair and slipped out of the building as quickly as I could.

My hair was still wet, and I still need a haircut.
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:13am   #2
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:23am   #3
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:27am   #4
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Good lord....
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:34am   #5
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Pics of hairdresser?
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You are really healthy or have been drinking some cheap crap.
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Old 05-30-2012, 1:07am   #8
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Nah ah!! Really?
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And now he can't go back there, and has to find a new place for haircuts....
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And now he can't go back there, and has to find a new place for haircuts....


I was thinking the same thing myself.
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She puked??!! Are you shitting me?!?!
That is epic!
Funniest think I have read here in a month.
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Old 05-30-2012, 6:45am   #17
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She puked??!! Are you shitting me?!?!
That is epic!
Funniest think I have read here in a month.
....if it's TRUE?
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Old 05-30-2012, 6:47am   #18
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You need to see a doctor if she really puked, man......You got internal problems....
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Old 05-30-2012, 7:29am   #19
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I was pretty proud when I ran the dog out of the room...but I have never made anyone puke.
Well done sir.
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