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Old 02-03-2020, 6:49pm   #1
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I just watched a commercial in which the Energizer Bunny was doing the floss. I tried it and punched myself in the balls.

White boys can’t dance.
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that much crap between your teeth that you tugged so hard and smacked your nuts....wow.
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The Floss is for Queers
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Broken Wind Can't Dance
Flex can't cook
Garf can't see over the dashboard
Top can't stop being an asshole
UD can't put the Franzia down
Voy can't ever look straight

Damn.... lots can'ts in here.
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Broken Wind Can't Dance
Flex can't cook
Garf can't see over the dashboard
Top can't stop being an asshole
UD can't put the Franzia down
Voy can't ever look straight

Damn.... lots can'ts in here.
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Old 02-05-2020, 1:13pm   #7
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Broken Wind Can't Dance
Flex can't cook
Garf can't see over the dashboard
Top can't stop being an asshole
UD can't put the Franzia down
Voy can't ever look straight

Damn.... lots can'ts in here.
On the plus side, DJ can eat a bag of dicks.
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Old 02-05-2020, 1:36pm   #8
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On the plus side, DJ can eat a bag of dicks.
But I won't. Lots of others, though, can't resist.
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