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Old 02-03-2020, 3:43pm   #1
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Wifie has been interviewing a few local realtors in preparation for our upcoming house purchase. One of them just sent her a bouquet of flowers.

Should I be worried?
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Old 02-03-2020, 3:45pm   #2
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trying to buy your listing.

6% of something isn't nothing.
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I doubt he is interested in you.
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Tour's over, boyo.
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Old 02-03-2020, 4:10pm   #5
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If he knew she was married, I'd say that's not an appropriate gift. Maybe a candle or a gift card or something like that. But he probably didn't give it much thought.
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If he knew she was married, I'd say that's not an appropriate gift. Maybe a candle or a gift card or something like that. But he probably didn't give it much thought.
He's married too BTW - to another Realtor.
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Old 02-03-2020, 4:16pm   #7
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Wifie has been interviewing a few local realtors in preparation for our upcoming house purchase. One of them just sent her a bouquet of flowers.
sounds like Ferengi Rule of Acquisition # 48
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He's married too BTW - to another Realtor.
Kentucky? That other Realtor is his cousin.
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Stopped reading at wifie
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Old 02-03-2020, 5:02pm   #10
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You know what guys, we're slipping again.

Pics of wife?
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Old 02-03-2020, 6:04pm   #11
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note attached asking for butt secks or no
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You know what guys, we're slipping again.

Pics of wife?
Because we know he'll just post that same old pic of her from 20 years ago with her face half covered by sunglasses.
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Nothing to worry about. Obviously, he saw your posts here about how you have taken to the gay porn, and figures she is open territory.
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Send him a bag of dicks
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Yes...But it will not matter
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If he is inconsiderate and insensitive enough to do this before you retain his services he is doing you a great service. Now you can be certain you DON'T want him.
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Old 02-03-2020, 8:29pm   #17
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Old 02-03-2020, 8:50pm   #18
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He's married too BTW - to another Realtor.
Sounds like a wife swap is being offered up. Any pics of the realtor couple?
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Old 02-03-2020, 8:57pm   #20
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If you catch him banging your wife and he tells you not to worry, you shouldn't worry.
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