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Old 09-06-2021, 6:02am   #41
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HR Dept at IB got my Certified Vax Card Scan ~

I'm eligible for a $mall cash bonus, and 3 free immunity passes from banishment to AI on VBF

I offered them to swap them the 3 Immunity Passes if they would parole Kewl Fiddy early . . .

It is under review with the Parole Board, pending a hearing date.


In other IB Executive Decision Tidbits . . . .

YadKareNNN is petitioning IB to be an Admin and is pending the Board's obvious unanimous rejection vote at the shareholders meeting

" Anger Island " is now in the IB logarithms to prompt an immediate review of every post that uses the AI terminology

Subliminal Messages in the Banner Ads int he C8 General Section are AdviCing members to visit OT in hopes of incubating new regulars to replace those banished to the aforementioned AI

Teh Goon Squad Talifade recent resurrange in the New World Order of things has garnered extra scrutiny from the the Computer DiviSe Camera Spy logarithms to investigate any subversive activities to recruit core IB members nearing 20,000 posts and their 15 year Badge as prime Targets for " double agent " recruitment from AI's Elite Goon Squadron with offers and promo codes of discounted Barn Stalls and Barn Buck Signing Bonuses

Anyone offering video of GIF proof that the C5 Section does indeed induce one to whack their out nut sack with a ball peen hammer is immediate grounds for a stern warning in the Notification Bell thing at the top left Right Corner of the Subliminal Banner Ads

The next Board meeting is scheduled for Oct 3rd after Kewl Fiddy's Banishment ends. OT section will be live streaming on the Jumbo Tron eagerly awaiting his return. An overflow audience can watch on Pay Per View at the O&UB ( Onward and Upward Bar ) $15 at the Door with a 2 Drink Advance Minimum.
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Kewl Fiddy got the hammer at "the other place"??

What egregious sin did he commit?
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Old 09-06-2021, 9:42am   #43
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Kewl Fiddy got the hammer at "the other place"??

What egregious sin did he commit?
Called cumdawqg99 a racist?
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If Yadkin becomes a moderator he'll ban everybody. Seriously.
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HR Dept at IB got my Certified Vax Card Scan ~

I'm eligible for a $mall cash bonus, and 3 free immunity passes from banishment to AI on VBF

I offered them to swap them the 3 Immunity Passes if they would parole Kewl Fiddy early . . .

It is under review with the Parole Board, pending a hearing date.


In other IB Executive Decision Tidbits . . . .

YadKareNNN is petitioning IB to be an Admin and is pending the Board's obvious unanimous rejection vote at the shareholders meeting

" Anger Island " is now in the IB logarithms to prompt an immediate review of every post that uses the AI terminology

Subliminal Messages in the Banner Ads int he C8 General Section are AdviCing members to visit OT in hopes of incubating new regulars to replace those banished to the aforementioned AI

Teh Goon Squad Talifade recent resurrange in the New World Order of things has garnered extra scrutiny from the the Computer DiviSe Camera Spy logarithms to investigate any subversive activities to recruit core IB members nearing 20,000 posts and their 15 year Badge as prime Targets for " double agent " recruitment from AI's Elite Goon Squadron with offers and promo codes of discounted Barn Stalls and Barn Buck Signing Bonuses

Anyone offering video of GIF proof that the C5 Section does indeed induce one to whack their out nut sack with a ball peen hammer is immediate grounds for a stern warning in the Notification Bell thing at the top left Right Corner of the Subliminal Banner Ads

The next Board meeting is scheduled for Oct 3rd after Kewl Fiddy's Banishment ends. OT section will be live streaming on the Jumbo Tron eagerly awaiting his return. An overflow audience can watch on Pay Per View at the O&UB ( Onward and Upward Bar ) $15 at the Door with a 2 Drink Advance Minimum.
You know what? I think you are one of them because you left out a couple things.

Rule 3,458a: All members are required to have electric rectal probes inserted into anus so when certain trigger words are used (for example "cocksucker, mother****er, tits") a 120V 10 amp shock is delivered immediately. (Knooger apparently has brought down his entire city's grid).

Rule87893b: If one posts more than three posts about farts per week, they are required to have their man boobs waxed within 6 days or get a permanent infraction on your permanent record, permanently.

Rule 8,4857: (also known as "Doug's Rule" ) if anyone says anything, always take the opposite position and defend it until either (a) death or (b) shitting one's pants.
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Old 09-06-2021, 2:29pm   #47
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You know what? I think you are one of them because you left out a couple things.

Rule 3,458a: All members are required to have electric rectal probes inserted into anus so when certain trigger words are used (for example "cocksucker, mother****er, tits") a 120V 10 amp shock is delivered immediately. (Knooger apparently has brought down his entire city's grid).

Rule87893b: If one posts more than three posts about farts per week, they are required to have their man boobs waxed within 6 days or get a permanent infraction on your permanent record, permanently.

Rule 8,4857: (also known as "Doug's Rule" ) if anyone says anything, always take the opposite position and defend it until either (a) death or (b) shitting one's pants.
Doesn't Doug shit on the roof?
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Doesn't Doug shit on the roof?
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Ö. And couches
[YadKareNNN] Do people shitting on random objects know they are shitting?[/YadKunt]
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My most popular so far: The Democrat Party.
Thatís been used since at least the 1940ís. Didnít realize you were that old.
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Old 09-07-2021, 11:17am   #51
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Called cumdawqg99 a racist?
Interesting.

It isn't "misinformation"
It isn't "untrue"
It is blatantly obvious.

I guess the rule must be, you can KNOW IT, but you can't SAY IT.
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@YadKareNNN claims the user name change effectively banned him from here. He says he can no longer log in.
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@YadKareNNN claims the user name change effectively banned him from here. He says he can no longer log in.
Are you complaining?
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Are you complaining?
Nope.... just spreading the good news.
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@YadKareNNN claims the user name change effectively banned him from here. He says he can no longer log in.


Thanks for resurrecting this thread Dudeheim
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Someone at the IB Mod Club just got a butt shock
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Nope.... just spreading the good news.
I don't think he'll be back. I don't think he could deal with the name change. The 'effective ban' was just a lame excuse. He mad
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