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Old 02-05-2013, 6:18pm   #41
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Well with friends like me Bill you don't need any ......well........... friends like me
And here I thought you were a BFF (bad feline friend).
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Ron still alive, and likely got at BJ at the hospital.

"Thank you ALL for the concern & well wishes, I'm doing very well thanks to modern technology!" - Ron Jeremy

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Tell me he didn't order that woman in the mail, and that it really was his heart and not his appendix
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Tell me he didn't order that woman in the mail, and that it really was his heart and not his appendix
I wonder if like Mr. T if Ron's going to pull the transmission out of his car
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I wonder if like Mr. T if Ron's going to pull the transmission out of his car


...or he could make a porno movie.
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Tell me he didn't order that woman in the mail, and that it really was his heart and not his appendix
Im thinking what went wrong with Ron was after taking Viagra, he had an erection lasting longer then 4 hours, freaked out , and like it says on the bottle, he called a doctor......It probably took this long for the swelling to go down........WW
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...or he could make a porno movie.
Mr T or Ron?

Mr T. will be making a porno movie with his fist these days.....
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Mr T or Ron?

Mr T. will be making a porno movie with his fist these days.....
That could work, Ron Jeremy giving it to Mr. T.

Do I need to do a photoshop?
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That could work, Ron Jeremy giving it to Mr. T.

Do I need to do a photoshop?
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I wonder if like Mr. T if Ron's going to pull the hog out of her ear
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Mr T. will be making a porno movie with his fist these days.....
While singing Turning Japanese...and then his hand will get it's green card and leave him, while taking away yet another imaginary Corvette.
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That could work, Ron Jeremy giving it to Mr. T.

Do I need to do a photoshop?
What the hell are you waiting for Pete.....

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While singing Turning Japanese...and then his hand will get it's green card and leave him, while taking away yet another imaginary Corvette.
But he has loved......his right hand.
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But he has loved......his right hand.
Better to have loved and lost, then to get hand cramps and run out of lotion on date night
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Better to have loved and lost, then to get hand cramps and run out of lotion on date night
My money says that both hands already have STD's
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My money says that both hands already have STD's
I can see it now, he's sitting in the doctor's office..."Doc, it's my puzzy, it's arthritic!"
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I can see it now, he's sitting in the doctor's office..."Doc, it's my puzzy, it's arthritic!"
Or is has callouses.....
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Or is has callouses.....
Gives a whole new meaning to Fist Pumping no
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Ron Jeremy
Calls From Hospital Bed --


I'm Lucky to Be Alive!!!



Read more: Ron Jeremy Calls From Hospital Bed -- I'm Lucky to Be Alive!!! | TMZ.com
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Hey if the clap can't get Ron then a heart problem sure won't
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Hey if the clap can't get Ron then a heart problem sure won't
He was already kicking it in the 70s, Im sure he got his share of clap, gonorrhoea, and other burning STDs
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He was already kicking it in the 70s, Im sure he got his share of clap, gonorrhoea, and other burning STDs
You won't find me sitting on his toilet seat
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I bet Mr.T got Black Herpes from his mail order bride.
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