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Old 05-25-2013, 5:02pm   #21
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I may have exaggerated a tad. But, it would be cool to play an ass trumpet or maybe a skin flute.
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I may have exaggerated a tad. But, it would be cool to play an ass trumpet.

Good luck working on your embouchure.
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Old 05-25-2013, 8:21pm   #23
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[Gozar]Amateur[/Gozar]
No way I can ever match the master.
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Is there a such thing as a Gozar scale?
If not, there needs to be.

ex. "Damn, dude. That fart had to be a Gozar-four."

or "The funk on that fart had a .5 Gozar-factor"

Just throwin' it out there.
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Old 05-25-2013, 8:48pm   #25
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A full minute is otherwise known as clearing my throat.
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:10pm   #26
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Pics of the fart or it didn't happen.
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:58pm   #27
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[Gozar]Amateur[/Gozar]
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No way I can ever match the master.
Don't feel bad, none of us can.

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A full minute is otherwise known as clearing my throat.
Dude, there is no need to brag. We already know you are the shit when it comes to farts.
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