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Old 10-15-2021, 6:19pm   #21
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When we still had a landline, my wife left a handset in the freezer, so I'll go with freezer.
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Old 10-15-2021, 6:20pm   #22
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Doc found mine up my ass today. Also my keys.
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Old 10-15-2021, 6:34pm   #24
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Up your azz where you also found your head!

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Old 10-15-2021, 6:42pm   #25
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In your Boyfriends ass ...right where you left it last night
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Old 10-15-2021, 6:43pm   #26
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Old 10-15-2021, 6:44pm   #27
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If it was up your butt eating a ham sandwich playing 9 holes of golf you'd know where it was!
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Old 10-15-2021, 6:45pm   #28
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Old 10-15-2021, 6:54pm   #29
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Nice ninja edit!
Never edited anything . Take a look at the number in your quote of mine. They’re the same
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Old 10-15-2021, 7:01pm   #30
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Fleshlight.
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Old 10-15-2021, 7:11pm   #32
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I usually find things in the last place I look.... Right where I left it and where I thought it was which is the first place I looked but for some reason didn't see it
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Old 10-15-2021, 8:39pm   #35
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Fleshlight.
Remote is WAY too big...
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A black hole follows me around, swallows up shit and then spits it out later, right where I was looking!
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Old 10-16-2021, 6:01am   #37
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In the dryer, next to your missing socks?
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Old 10-16-2021, 1:05pm   #38
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Up your butt and to the left?
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So are we ever gonna find out what orifice it was stuck in?
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