Here we f#$king go

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Originally Posted by SnikPlosskin

Ha! I had the same experience about five scopes ago when they first started using it. I had woken up during the previous scope so the switched the Milk of Amnesia.

The nurse says, “this might sting a little…” as she presses the plunger. It felt like ****ing lava going in my arm.

I started to say “Hey! That stings….”

Two hours later, I wake up and yell “a lot!”

At my next scope (I get one every year) it was the same tech. I said “you lied to me about the stinging.” She smiled and said “yeah, but since you only feel it for two seconds, jokes on you!”

Yesterday, the techs said “How are you? We’ve worked on you before. Looks like six times..”

I’m thinking, “Great, my asshole has a fan club.”

This time she injected lidocaine right before the Michael Jackson Juice. Didn’t feel a thing. I even tried to stay awake for fun. Nope.

I once needed to have my foot relocated on my leg due to a hockey dislocation. I have no idea what they gave me, but I wish I had a scrip. I literally smiled and joked as the doc was pulling my foot and turning it back 90 degrees. I still remember, after the third dose put in my drip, nurse said, "Can you feel it?". I said, "Yes, and feel ****ing GRRREAATTTT!" Wife still jokes with me about it.

[Black94lt1]

Praying for you man, you are tougher than 99% of the people out there, keep fighting