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Old 09-19-2022, 1:50pm   #1
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Old 09-20-2022, 6:24am   #2
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That is some Gozar stuff right there
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Farts are always funny.
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Been there...done that!
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very bad if you are a midget
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I have been know to clear-out an elevator, AND break room in the office, AND a car, AND,,,
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I have been know to clear-out an elevator, AND break room in the office, AND a car, AND,,,
Clearing out an elevator is an extra 20 points on top of the points for the actual fart (depending on what kind of fart was let loose).
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At my age I have to be careful that a fart is not a shart.
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At my age I have to be careful that a fart is not a shart.
Never trust one after you reach the age of 40 or so.
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Age has yet to be a factor with me, but certain foods, mostly mexican cuisine, grealty increases the sharting,,, not that I have any tales to tell
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Age has yet to be a factor with me, but certain foods, mostly mexican cuisine, grealty increases the sharting,,, not that I have any tales to tell
Onions.... raw or cooked do a number on me. No sharts, but I throw out the boxers for good measure anyway.
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Explosive salami and farting is love? You're kind of a odd duck aren't you?
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Explosive salami and farting is love? You're kind of a odd duck aren't you?
I forget the thread about where the explosive salami came from, but farting is love? Where did I say that?

edit: it came from Stikki's post in the bar thread
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I did that in the 90s, and a guy blamed his friend. It was funny as hell.
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Her name was Ellie and his name was Darth......

they married on the way UP, and divorced in the basement......
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I forget the thread about where the explosive salami came from, but farting is love? Where did I say that?

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My brain is fried today. Was thinking about the Aerosmith song when I came up with that.
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