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Old 09-18-2022, 8:57am   #1
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So I know I have to tread carefully here, but I'm getting very tyred of car jokes. We've had a clutch of them but now I'm exhausted and it's time to have a brake.
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Last night I dreamt that I was a muffler.


I woke up exhausted.
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Saw a cat on the side of the road, thought it was exhausted, turns out it was tired...dead tired.
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So I know I have to tread carefully here, but I'm getting very tyred of car jokes. We've had a clutch of them but now I'm exhausted and it's time to have a brake.
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I hope this thread runs out of fuel soon.
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Last night I dreamt that I was a muffler.


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That's nothing. Everything I touch turns into a muffler. I have the Midas touch.
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Saw a cat on the side of the road, thought it was exhausted, turns out it was tired...dead tired.
My motorcycle wouldn't stand up on it's own because it was two tired.
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Sounds like a job for @BuckyThreadkiller.
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I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone.
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great news! no link to his email account!!!!!
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Confucius sez man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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oh well, this is watt I C.....

Touringmike;1990922][//scontent-ord5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/137215213_5158343787539556_4957299298361119143_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=w7ZAeLp4KKYAX8T7klJ&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8JpbK0I1AuPpCTtaosw9I_tctLcw7TsHA0irbahd0Ayw&oe=634CE020[/img]


AND to make that much show, I had to eliminate many of the parts in the quote marks.....including the marks even.....bunch of computer crap....
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oh well, this is watt I C.....

Touringmike;1990922][//scontent-ord5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/137215213_5158343787539556_4957299298361119143_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=w7ZAeLp4KKYAX8T7klJ&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8JpbK0I1AuPpCTtaosw9I_tctLcw7TsHA0irbahd0Ayw&oe=634CE020[/img]


AND to make that much show, I had to eliminate many of the parts in the quote marks.....including the marks even.....bunch of computer crap....
How about this:
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IS that above which worked fine, full pix, no computer crap.....is it what you posted further above?? IF so, what is changed....??
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