Insanity - part IV

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Taurus

My dog is a habitual gambler. Today, while I was at work she went through $500K in Barn Bucks. I have enrolled her into Gambler's Anonymous, so sad. I wonder where I went wrong. See how guilty she looks;



Bad dog.

Very sad indeed, that dog doesn't look a day over 5 (in human years of course). You will have to hide your password now.

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by C4fan

Very sad indeed, that dog doesn't look a day over 5 (in human years of course). You will have to hide your password now.

And it just gets worse, now I find out that her brother was involved. I guess I better hide the keys to the Vette as well.



Oh the shame...................

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Taurus

And it just gets worse, now I find out that her brother was involved. I guess I better hide the keys to the Vette as well.



Oh the shame...................

You definitely need to nip it, nip it in the bud. And for gods sake do something about the "brothers" afro.

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by C4fan

You definitely need to nip it, nip it in the bud. And for gods sake do something about the "brothers" afro.

Sorry, if you have to have a Poodle, then have a Poodle;

[RedLS1GTO]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Bad dog.

Well.... since it was the dog.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Sorry, if you have to have a Poodle, then have a Poodle;

Joe Urine Streams Dog

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by RedLS1GTO

Well.... since it was the dog.

I knew you would understand.

[Vette Daddy]

Originally Posted by Taurus

And it just gets worse, now I find out that her brother was involved. I guess I better hide the keys to the Vette as well.



Oh the shame...................

Looks familiar

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by Vette Daddy

Looks familiar

Don't know how you got yours, but here's how I got mine. When our second and last child got married and moved away 5 years ago, my wife had a bad case of empty nest. She decided she needed something to nurture, love and take care of and I wasn't it. So, she got the little cream female and named her Abby, which is not very creative for a name.

Anyhow, we found out that one toy poodle gets into waaaaaay too much trouble on it's own so we decided to get it a companion to keep it busy so we got the little black male who has been labeled my dog. I was watching Gladiator when I named him, I had just gotten to the part where Russell Crowe reveals himself and the name came to me, Poodilicus Meridius Maximus,
we call him Max for short. In my mind, if you're going to have a Poodle, then do it right. Since he was "my" dog, he gets cut "my" way. He has the big pompadour, long ears, furry tennis ball tail. Yes, he gets beat up by the other neighborhood dogs, but he looks like a poodle.

[Taurus]

Is this guy dumb enough to be talking about Pete's pic or am I missing something? No kidding Einstein.

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[PLRX]

You mean this guy?

Originally Posted by BBBAD94ZR1

this is a photo shopped picture.
take a good look. lol.

Wow, what a discover? Yes it is, notice the uneven brightness. and the same girl standing exactly the same position she is on post #1.

That guy is very smart.

Rocknroller there asking you if you have no life?

[Vette Daddy]

Originally Posted by Taurus

Don't know how you got yours, but here's how I got mine. When our second and last child got married and moved away 5 years ago, my wife had a bad case of empty nest. She decided she needed something to nurture, love and take care of and I wasn't it. So, she got the little cream female and named her Abby, which is not very creative for a name.

Anyhow, we found out that one toy poodle gets into waaaaaay too much trouble on it's own so we decided to get it a companion to keep it busy so we got the little black male who has been labeled my dog. I was watching Gladiator when I named him, I had just gotten to the part where Russell Crowe reveals himself and the name came to me, Poodilicus Meridius Maximus,
we call him Max for short. In my mind, if you're going to have a Poodle, then do it right. Since he was "my" dog, he gets cut "my" way. He has the big pompadour, long ears, furry tennis ball tail. Yes, he gets beat up by the other neighborhood dogs, but he looks like a poodle.

We had been a Cocker Spaniel family for about 14 years. When we lost our last one, SHE decided that we needed a small dog. Well, these two are Teacup miniatures. 4lb and 5 lb each. The Apricot one is Twinkles and the black one is Natasha (Tashi for short). The black one is the killer of the group. The Apricot one is as timid as a rock. VERY smart dogs.

I still want a big ol slobbery Basset Hound just to lay around the shop an howl every once in a while. LOL

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by Vette Daddy

We had been a Cocker Spaniel family for about 14 years. When we lost our last one, SHE decided that we needed a small dog. Well, these two are Teacup miniatures. 4lb and 5 lb each. The Apricot one is Twinkles and the black one is Natasha (Tashi for short). The black one is the killer of the group. The Apricot one is as timid as a rock. VERY smart dogs.

I still want a big ol slobbery Basset Hound just to lay around the shop an howl every once in a while. LOL

If I ever have to get another dog, it will be a sliver standard Poodle. People just don't realize how smart these animals are, they are the second most intelligent breed only behind the Border Collie. Their intelligence makes them a great companion. And yes, this is how I like my Poodles to look.

[PLRX]

John, do you know how to cut their hair? Looks like that thing requires lots of preventive maintenance.

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by PLRX

John, do you know how to cut their hair? Looks like that thing requires lots of preventive maintenance.

Yes I do as a matter of fact. It's like owning a C5 and needing to have floor mats installed, you call some one that can do it right and get your checkbook out.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Taurus

It's like owning a C5 and needing to have floor mats installed, you call some one that can do it right and get your checkbook out.

Took this guy 28 days to get them right and they are not right yet. Notice the gap around the seats 0:12.

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[Frizlefrak]

Ricers are truly retards. Here is the proof. Look at 1:16, 4:20, & 5:18

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[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Frizlefrak

Ricers are truly retards. Here is the proof. Look at 1:16, 4:20, & 5:18

That what happened to me here...



It was wet, going up the hill on a steep off cambered curve with big sway bars and lowered didnt help. If we do that route, it has to be coming down.

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Taurus

If I ever have to get another dog, it will be a sliver standard Poodle. People just don't realize how smart these animals are, they are the second most intelligent breed only behind the Border Collie. Their intelligence makes them a great companion. And yes, this is how I like my Poodles to look.

Jon, I grew up with poodles during my adolescent and teen years. They are very good dogs and make wonderful companions. I was jk about the doo. It sounded a lot funnier after my 3rd margarita that night. My wife and I have always had dogs and for the past 20+ years have had boxers and Chihuahua's.

This is our current Chihuahua 'Twinkie'

[Taurus]

Originally Posted by C4fan

I was jk about the doo. It sounded a lot funnier after my 3rd margarita that night.

You think I was offended

Come on now, you all should know better than that. I don't ever get offended, and the abuse that goes on here should prove that