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Old 06-14-2014, 9:00pm   #1
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Default In case you were wondering what I'm doing tonight...
I'm sitting in the backseat of my truck in the parking lot of DSM waiting for my dad's flight to stop being delayed so he can get here. In order to occupy my time, I have the following:




Airport bars need to stay open later.
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You should be a hand model.
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Dude. Look at all that shit on the floor of your Ford. WTF.
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Dude. Look at all that shit on the floor of your Ford. WTF.
Ruffy is a girl.






BTW, those maple bacon chips are awesome!
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Old 06-14-2014, 9:13pm   #5
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You know, it was just like, what, about 10 minutes ago, when it occurred to me, "I wonder what Ruffy's up to this evening", and then I look and see this thread. Wow! Talk about great timing.

Thanks for keeping us updated!
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Old 06-14-2014, 9:19pm   #6
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Dude. Look at all that shit on the floor of your Ford. WTF.
The striped bag is from the shaving store. I bought those paper towels and they never made it out of the truck. The crumpled paper has notes from a job interview and you can see the corner of the cooler that is keeping my booze cold
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You know, it was just like, what, about 10 minutes ago, when it occurred to me, "I wonder what Ruffy's up to this evening", and then I look and see this thread. Wow! Talk about great timing.

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I aim to please. That is especially so when getting drunk in a parking lot
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United from EWR ??... Only 40 minutes late.
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Enjoy your visit with dad.
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United from EWR ??... Only 40 minutes late.
United from ORD...Only 216 minutes late
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Backseat of a ford..alone, at night, with booze..chips, and paper towels?

So basically jacking off to porn on your phone...?


Fascinating.
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So basically jacking off to porn on your phone...?
Nope...company phone
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Old 06-15-2014, 12:49am   #13
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So..Whacking off to random people as they walk by?

The paper towels are not a mistake...those are for whacking.
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I aim to please. That is especially so when getting drunk in a parking lot
BTDT
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I guess that toilet paper could come in handy...

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So..Whacking off to random people as they walk by?

The paper towels are not a mistake...those are for whacking.

I had a different first thought..

Ever been without toilet paper when you have to take a dump?

Suxs man lemme tell you..

I remember one time I stopped to drop one in the outhouse behind the video store not far from where I use to live.

After I was finished I realized that there was no toilet paper...

Had to rip off a piece of my t-shirt...
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