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Old 02-04-2020, 6:51pm   #1
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Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area.

Ship's New Female Quarters Regulations
Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.

Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."
An the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

Are there any questions?"
At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"


God bless the Marine Corps!
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Old 02-04-2020, 6:53pm   #2
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Might be worth $50 to try it out.
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Old 02-04-2020, 7:34pm   #3
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I took a pic of that and sent it to my .mil buddies, two of whom were prior Marine Corps. I will be going to Parris Island for the first time this month to see a friend of my eldest son graduate from basic.
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Old 02-04-2020, 7:45pm   #5
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I served with a bunch of female sailors. Trust me, we’d let the Marines have them.
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I served with a bunch of female sailors. Trust me, we’d let the Marines have them.
I think the Air Force had a checklist in basic so that all the ugly girls would go to maintenance. All the hot ones were medical/dental, and believe it or not, cops.
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Ha!
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