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Old 02-02-2016, 12:39am   #361
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He got two fingers in her butthole? Two in the pink two in the stink? The Spocker?
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Old 02-02-2016, 12:44am   #362
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He got two fingers in her butthole? Two in the pink two in the stink? The Spocker?
Maybe that's another definition of painal.
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Old 02-02-2016, 12:48am   #363
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How's it feel to continually date and end up dry/unsuccessful? And then, you run to the forums and post every little detail of failure.
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Maybe that's another definition of painal.
Much better, stick to this.
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Would be a deal breaker for me too if I found out some girl I was dating smoked pot. Nope, not havin' it.
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Would be a deal breaker for me too if I found out some girl I was dating smoked pot. Nope, not havin' it.
IIRC a chick trying to change/update your "style" was also a deal breaker.
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I would rather she know now than to hide it, have her fall for me thinking I'm perfect,
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What are the chances of this? I mean real world chances?


I can see where this could be a problem...




Thinking back.. even Granny tried to convince Doug she was pregnant in a last ditch effort just to hang on to him awhile longer...
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Well that was quick. Got the "there are some things I'm feeling and I need to share..." text a while ago. She says she felt we went too far, were "in the flesh". Now keep in mind that we KEPT all our clothes on AND did not touch each other's private parts.

BUT there was a bunch of biting, and some flesh wounds on both parties. LOL

This needs to be discussed in more detail... do what?


Who started this you or her?


I had some chick bite me one time thinking it was cute and somehow sexy..


No! it is not cute and sexy, that shit hurt... talk about a mood kill
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JUST his post?



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there is ALWAYS something else with you fecking match broads. I was upfront via text before our first date about my drinking but waited to tell her Sunday about me being 4:20 friendly.


That was a deal breaker.
So the fact that she has a problem with you smoking weed means she has a problem?
Are you still making shit up, trolling for haters?
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So the fact that she has a problem with you smoking weed means she has a problem?

Are you still making shit up, trolling for haters?

UD

Do you actually smoke it? Have you considered the health benefits of edibles?
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Hay UD. Let's say you're normal for a minute. Out of every ten Match dates how many do you think you could nail? 2? 6? What could a handsome fuk like me do? I'd be going straight for the butt stuff so that may drop my number 1 or 2.
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I dunno man, kind of paints a picture doesn't it?
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I dunno man, kind of paints a picture doesn't it?
added a line, sure there are more
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added a line, sure there are more
Call it a hunch, but I doubt he is real up-front about that one with the match ladies...

Can't forget the religious angle though...
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Old 02-02-2016, 8:30am   #376
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Hay UD. Let's say you're normal for a minute. Out of every ten Match dates how many do you think you could nail? 2? 6? What could a handsome fuk like me do? I'd be going straight for the butt stuff so that may drop my number 1 or 2.

Become a bass player and you will receive lots-0-butt sex....
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Become a bass player and you will receive lots-0-butt sex....
as the catcher or pitcher?
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I dunno man, kind of paints a picture doesn't it?
Are you serious?

I've been thinking UD is trolling/long con and using the can't or won't get laid with a touch of religion story.
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as the catcher or pitcher?
I am gonna go with catcher since they are always trying to git the drummer to keep time....
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chicks who smoke weed
very cool, indeed
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