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12-04-2021, 1:38pm | #1 | |||||||
Sparkles Flambeaux
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Rectum? Damn near killed him
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bomb-squa...100800683.html
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12-04-2021, 2:03pm | #2 | ||||||
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Trying to break Gozar's record
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So much potential here...
$450k???? Knooger would do it pro bono! |
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12-04-2021, 2:06pm | #4 | ||||||
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Has anyone heard from Porter today?
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Higgy, stop! They'll still get a bowl game.
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12-04-2021, 2:16pm | #6 | |||||||
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“ The girthy shell, which measured an impressive 17cm by 6cm, would have been fired from anti-tank guns during the war.”
Approximately 7”x 2 1/2” dildo, non flexible! lol 😂 |
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12-04-2021, 2:28pm | #8 | ||||||
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"slipped and fell". Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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This, too, shall pass…
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Business as usual in the world of perverted liberal lunacy.
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12-04-2021, 4:24pm | #11 | ||||||
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I forget which "radio personality" I was listening to on my way to work years ago, but they were covering a story about a guy who said he "fell", and got a flashlight lodged in his ass so deep he had to go to the hospital to have it removed. The radio guy said something to the effect of: I could strip naked, and jump butt first into a vat full of flashlights a hundred times, and I doubt I would even get the slightest bit penetrated by one. It was funny as hell, mostly because it is true. :yesond:
Pro tip: If you don't shove anything up there, you won't get anything stuck up there. Ever. |
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Yeah, this guy was sitting around and thought "I bet shoving that tank shell up my ass would be great fun"
They ought to post his picture in all the local bars, with the caption "Come on! I can take it!" |
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12-05-2021, 7:47am | #15 |
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If that wasn't in england, I'd swear it was a US Marine who tried to launch a mortar out of his tube.
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12-06-2021, 10:26am | #17 | ||||||
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English version of a dirty bomb?
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