So, I saw a Storyteller van on the highway this morning....

[DJ_Critterus]

.... and all I could think was, "Great, the rest stop meetup for exiled fag husbands has migrated east and infested Florida with useless taints. FUUUUUUCK! "

[Tikiman]

What you witnessed was no doubt a member of the East Coast chapter of Old Fags in Vans. No doubt heading for Key West where they flock to be with their own kind.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

You know the old saying:

"it's only funny when it happens to you..."

[Onebadcad]

Like minis, expect those van pronoun people to become a cult and lifestyle.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

What you witnessed was no doubt a member of the East Coast chapter of Old Fags in Vans. No doubt heading for Key West where they flock to be with their own kind.

This one was headed North towards GA. It must have gotten lost and separated from the herd.

[aerovette]

Probably stopped to pay tribute to George Michael.

[Vandelay Industries]

Calm down, it was just an Amazon van delivering shit to the wrong house.

[aerovette]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

Calm down, it was just an Amazon van delivering hermetically sealed shit to the wrong house.

fixt

[aerovette]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

It had to be a lost Tourist. No one in your area could afford a Storyteller van

Sure they could. They could be takers and use mommy and daddy as a stepping stone to their own selection of toys...just like you did.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

It had to be a lost Tourist. No one in your area could afford a Storyteller van

You have obviously never spent time in NE FL, the coastal areas are very high-end.
Been to Amelia Island many times, oceanfront golf, great neighborhoods and a concours second only to PB.

[aerovette]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

I never received one penny of government funds. You know nothing of my hard work to pay for my toys You get in life what you put in I am reaping the rewards now

Wait...you get out of life what you put into it...but that doesn't apply to the alcoholic Indians that stay on the reservations to suck the government tit?

Are there no wealthy Indians? None? Really?

I guess this is fiction.

https://www.investopedia.com/7-nativ...ewa%20heritage.

(Yes, this ties into the other thread. I was overwhelmed by double doses of stupid and posted this addressing both)

[aerovette]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

I never received one penny of government funds. You know nothing of my hard work to pay for my toys You get in life what you put in I am reaping the rewards now

I have to assume from your statement that you take no tax deductions.

[Tikiman]

Everybody check their shoes. Smells like someone stepped in something.

[aerovette]

STD, you can't win this debate. You are far too stupid.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

I never received one penny of government funds. You know nothing of my hard work to pay for my toys You get in life what you put in I am reaping the rewards now

Your reading comprehension sucks as bad as your grammar. He never mentioned government money.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by aerovette

STD, you can't win this debate. You are far too stupid.

You forgot arrogant and ignorant, too

[aerovette]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

You forgot arrogant and ignorant, too

Economy of words. It is to be assumed based on his prior threads and posts.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

Florida has very upscale areas, just not where the OP is

And this is how you lose credibility.

You said DJ's area sucks.
I advise otherwise, not as a fanboy, but as someone who has been in NE FL numerous times--I failed to mention the area has many great golf courses, St. Augustine is a town all must visit, I could list 100+ great things about NE FL.

Jax Metro has 1.7M people, any area this size has some issues, you chose to focus on such, very weak, very bias, very trite.

I could live in NE FL, but only if I am kicked out of SE FL.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

And this is how you lose credibility.

You said DJ's area sucks.
I advise otherwise, not as a fanboy, but as someone who has been in NE FL numerous times--I failed to mention the area has many great golf courses, St. Augustine is a town all must visit, I could list 100+ great things about NE FL.

Jax Metro has 1.7M people, any area this size has some issues, you chose to focus on such, very weak, very bias, very trite.

I could live in NE FL, but only if I am kicked out of SE FL.

Wait, the dumbass has some credibility left to lose?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

And this is how you lose credibility.

You said DJ's area sucks.
I advise otherwise, not as a fanboy, but as someone who has been in NE FL numerous times--I failed to mention the area has many great golf courses, St. Augustine is a town all must visit, I could list 100+ great things about NE FL.

Jax Metro has 1.7M people, any area this size has some issues, you chose to focus on such, very weak, very bias, very trite.

I could live in NE FL, but only if I am kicked out of SE FL.

And I live within literally a 30 minute drive of several active members on this forum, too. Seems like the place can't be that bad, but I will admit traffic sucks very much bad on Blanding and the highways. That and the Jagwads suck. Other than that, it's a great place with a lot of things available to do as far as services, jobs, and recreation.