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Old 07-26-2023, 2:33pm   #1
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Default Naked & Not Afraid: Nude Dude Terrorizes Apartment Complex...not illegal

WTF? How can there be nothing illegal about this? Oh, wait... it's Kommiefornia.

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A naked man has been terrorizing a Los Angeles-area apartment complex, and police say there is little they can do, according to residents who caught the intruder on security cameras on multiple occasions.

The unknown man has been seen at least five times walking through the outside areas of an apartment complex on North Serrano Avenue in East Hollywood, neighbors who wished to remain anonymous told FOX11 Los Angeles.

"He's running around naked," the resident said, adding that families are concerned because there are children in the building.

Neighbors have since banded together, using surveillance cameras to catch the intruder in the act. One resident said the man was seen touching himself sexually while walking naked in the hallways.

Surveillance video shared with the outlet shows the man wandering without clothes on outside the dwellings. One clip appears to show the man breaking through the window of one apartment.

Residents said they do not know why the naked man breaks into the locked apartment complex and have made multiple complaints to the Los Angeles Police Department.

"What are the LAPD waiting for?" said a resident. "For someone to get attacked? For someone to get sexually assaulted?"

Police, however, told the station that while the department is aware of the complaints, officers cannot arrest the man since no crime has been committed.

Residents said that the man appears to be looking for a tenant who was taken in for psychiatric evaluation after she allegedly threatened to blow up a building, KABC-TV reported.
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@onedef92 Award for thread title excellence is hereby bestowed on this thread!
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*takes a bow* Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all day!
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I think - "Ding-Dong-Ditch" would have been an appropriate title as well
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So breaking though a window to gain entrance is not a crime?
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Old 07-26-2023, 3:13pm   #6
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Public nudity /Indecent exposure
Disorderly conduct.
I'm sure children live there....sex offender charge



He's probably black & police don't want to get involved
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Not surprising happen in L.A. a left wing city.
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To Live and Die Expose and Jerk Off in L.A.


Maybe one of our professional quality lyric writers can do something with this, using the Wang Chung tune as a guide?
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There was a time in a galaxy far, far away before thousands of cameras and lawyers when some young girl's father/brother/boyfriend after she witnessed this trash would have done a Michael Jackson on his head and I'm betting the recidivism rate would be zero.
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Someone there in that building just needs snipe him with a .22 cal pellet rifle. Lump that dude up a handful of times, he'll move on down the street to the next building.
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Someone there in that building just needs snipe him with a .22 cal pellet rifle. Lump that dude up a handful of times, he'll move on down the street to the next building.
Too potentially lethal. Full auto airsoft would do it though.
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Where is Ill Deuce? Is probably him.
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So the neighbors all got together and are taking dick pics and sending them to law enforcment?
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There was a time in a galaxy far, far away before thousands of cameras and lawyers when some young girl's father/brother/boyfriend after she witnessed this trash would have done a Michael Jackson on his head and I'm betting the recidivism rate would be zero.
Ok so long as you are not swinging the bible.
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Very nice work, there. Very nice
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Too potentially lethal. Full auto airsoft would do it though.
Aim low, butt shot.

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Very nice work, there. Very nice
When I first read the title, I thought you went to LA to visit Jazzy












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Eat a dick!!!!!! I'd rather be naked in my driveway with a water ski than do something that crazy!
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Eat a dick!!!!!! I'd rather be naked in my driveway with a water ski than do something that crazy!

Keep it up and I'll give her your addy







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Keep it up and I'll give her your addy







I will kill you until you die if you do that
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