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Old 08-18-2011, 9:46pm   #1
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In reference to UD: "banging a grandma is like chambering a weapon that hasn't been oiled in years."
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Old 08-18-2011, 9:51pm   #2
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That's funny. UD would have been better off just showing the handle.
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UD is a flaming fag..he never dumped his load in grandma, he might have bought her dinner, but he surely didnt **** her since he likes guys assholes
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UD is a flaming fag..he never dumped his load in grandma, he might have bought her dinner, but he surely didnt **** her since he likes guys assholes
He should've done shit to her he wouldn't have done to a farm animal. Just sayin'!!
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Old 08-19-2011, 4:27am   #5
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Jeff- You know what would be cool? Banging a girl that can speak many different languages so she can talk dirty and it would sound hot.
Me- Yah that would be pretty damn cool.
Joe- It'll be like fu%^*ng an etch a sketch.

Without Joe, the world would be a boring place.
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Joebuck one liner book coming soon too a bookstore near you.
Hmmm
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UD is a flaming fag..he never dumped his load in grandma, he might have bought her dinner, but he surely didnt **** her since he likes guys assholes
A bit harsh don't you think?
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Old 08-19-2011, 8:37am   #8
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In reference to UD: "banging a grandma is like chambering a weapon that hasn't been oiled in years."
That's some funny shit right there.
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Old 08-19-2011, 8:38am   #9
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oh and for clarity... i did not mean that statement with any malice
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oh and for clarity... i did not mean that statement with any malice
i caall The rest of us would and have said things of that nature to him about screwing granny with malice intended.
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Old 08-19-2011, 9:44am   #11
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Meh. There are a lot worse posters than UD.
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Old 08-19-2011, 9:49am   #12
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Jeff- You know what would be cool? Banging a girl that can speak many different languages so she can talk dirty and it would sound hot.
Me- Yah that would be pretty damn cool.
Joe- It'll be like fu%^*ng an etch a sketch.

Without Joe, the world would be a boring place.
I was saying that it would be awesome to find a girl who spoke in different languages, who would role play, and cum in those different languages so that it would be like banging a different girl each time
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Meh. There are a lot worse posters than UD.
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Old 08-19-2011, 10:13am   #14
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That's funny. UD would have been better off just showing the handle.
Or just firing his weapon into a kleenex
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