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Old 02-12-2016, 11:10pm   #1
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I'd be down for a sword fight with the chick in that last pic.
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I'd be down for a sword fight with the chick in that last pic.
Yep, folk' gotta be careful if they can't hang right. They might get a surprise when the time arises.
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A'int no cleaver on that beaver..
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I find that quite disturbing honestly.
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I find that quite disturbing honestly.
Come on bro. That chick would blow you in the parking lot of a Waffle House for a pack of smokes and a tall stack.
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Come on bro. That chick would blow you in the parking lot of a Waffle House for a pack of smokes and a tall stack.
And then give the cop working security a reach around.
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British Guiana

In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.

After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc) that protocol decreed, the retiring colonel said, "You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, he’s my right-hand man, he's really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless."

Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a humpbacked, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.

"Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself."

"Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines. I've represented Great Britain in equestrian events, and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympic boxing. I have researched the history of....."

Here the colonel interrupted, "Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file.

Tell him about the day you told the witch doctor to Fk off."
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Why are there only three people in the quartet?
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