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06-09-2011, 3:01pm | #1 | ||||||
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Seven Degrees of Coonass
FIRST DEGREE
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The wife said, "Who was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear." SECOND DEGREE Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly, and when he opens the door, he finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, Honey, don't do it!!!" Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!" FOURTH DEGREE Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead and ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." FIFTH DEGREE What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" SIXTH DEGREE Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question, then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware." SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman." |
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coonass sounds a lot like blonde
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paging Joebuck....please verify or refute....
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Jeez!
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06-09-2011, 3:27pm | #6 | ||||||
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If Boudreaux divorced his wife for cheating, is she still his sister?
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is that anything like a candyazz?
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A young black executive was transferred by his company to Louisanna. He was an rock climber, skydiver and hang gliding enthusiast. Well he soon found out that Lousianna is flat as Vator's head so he soon realized that he wasn't going to do much hang gliding or rock climbing in Lousiana.
Then one day he happened to spot a huge abandoned tower owned by Louisiana Power & Light, he stopped his car and started climbing. By the time he got to the top platform he noticed the stiff breeze coming in from the Gulf and decided that this would be the pefect place to launch his hang glider from. The next Saturday morning he got up bright and early and drove out to the tower, he climbed the tower and pulled his glider up after him. What he didn't know was the about 2 miles away, sitting in a duck blind was Boudreaux and Thibodeaux steadily gazing at the skies waiting for the ducks to fly in. About that time the young man came swooping over the horizon... Boudreaux and Thibodeaux both opened up with their 12 gauges. BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!... Boudreaux said, to Thibodeaux, "Damn dat wuz de biggest duck I ever did sees!" Thibodeaux said, back,"I knows I hit de bastard 'hat lease tree time... Boudreaux said back.."mysef, I knows we wooonded de bastard 'cause he dun drops dat Ni***boy he was carrying 'hoff!" |
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Bordeaux was launchin his boat full of "duck" tape at the bayou ramp...
couple of good 'ole boys asked "Bordeaux, what ya doin wit that there "duck" tape?" Boudreaux, "goin duck huntin out in dem there cypress swamps" good 'ole boys laughed until come later in the day...here come 'ole Boudreaux wit a boat load of ducks. boys were WTF??? next day Boudreaux shows up at the ramp wit a boat full of pussywillows... one of good 'ole boys asked "Boudreaux, what ya doin wit that there pussywillow?" other 'ole boy turns to his friend and says, "I'm goin wit Boudreaux" |
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Paw-paw Boudreaux sends little T-Bob to the lumber yard for some 4x2s.
Foreman says, "T-Bob, how long does your Paw-paw want dem 4x2s?" T-Bob runs back home and axes Paw-paw the question and then runs back to da lumberyard. "My Paw-paw says he's building a house with those 4x2s so he wants dem for a long, long time!" |
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Cha... I miss me some Boudreaux and Thibodaux jokes in texas
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