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Need help, Wifey's BDay tomorrow, which gift??
Wife celebrates another one tomorrow, I have skipped my last 10+, she is getting old.
Picking up Outback after I leave office, her request, they will eff up my order, but hey it's on her. She said no cake, something about watching her calories, screw that, I am also hitting Publix for that very most excellent Chocolate Ganache Supreme Cake, the big one, it will be mine for about a week, sucks that my dogs cannot share in my chocolate joy. Now the tough part, what to get here, she wants $55+K for a pool, been in the house 22 years, the pool is not an option now, all three daughters are on their own, plus that would add a monthly bill for some dumbarse pool cleaner I would have to fire every other month. House is completely remodeled, so no options there, unless I put a lift in the garage, that would be sweet. So I am thinking either a new fishing pole, or a ProCharger for 'our'--that's funny, Z06, or maybe a new driver and fairway woods, or another stool for the bar. Of course none would be anything she would use, but would allow me to be more joyful, which in many ways benefit her. Let me know, this is tough, as I need her to be happy,,, thanks. |
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A new vacuum cleaner goes over well.
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She bought at least one, I think two, in the past 12 months.
AND, big AND, I think she TOOK my handheld that I used on my cars, as looked for this past weekend and could not locate. One year I got her the big Traeger smoker, she actually appreciated that one, I need to think more along that line, she has a nice Weber than I got her last year for Christmas, I am thinking maybe a brick over pizza oven, but she says she limits her carbs, so that would be more for me--why break from tradition?? |
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Get her a rabbit vibrator.
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No need to buy her a watch either, since she has a clock on the oven.
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Anniversary tomorrow. 37 yrs. Birthday day after. Hers and mine Don’t have a F’ng clue what to do. Weekend at Casino? |
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I see no use for a pool, I am looking to buy my last house, need about 1,200 living sqft and a 30-car garage with a man cave, I may never go into the house!! At $120K you should be getting a great pool, congrats, we can probably have the First Annual Vette Barn Summer Fiesta Picnic Extravaganza at your place!! |
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Cheaper to downsize and find an unknown house and then start finishing to your liking w Pool PS. The Angry Island Tiki Bar pics forthcoming… ~2 weeks |
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Hire a couple local singers to follow you home with dinner. Have them walk in behind you to different rooms in the house, then start singing some love song and walking to the kitchen where they form a small chorus.
Close to you by Karen carpenter or some chit like that. |
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BTW, he only rides in Corvettes with red interiors, pisses on Hellcat's tires:
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Outback? WTH? I thought this was a special occasion?
Go all out. Olive Garden "Tour of Italy". Bring a ziplock for the breadsticks you'll want to take home. |
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