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Old 06-28-2021, 8:16pm   #1
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Bitch ****ed around and found out, gets thrown a nasty beatin' after throwing drink.
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This is what teaches people not to be stupid.

If she gets rewarded with a settlement, the exact OPPOSITE lesson is learned.
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This is what teaches people not to be stupid.

If she gets rewarded with a settlement, the exact OPPOSITE lesson is learned.
Like that's not going to happen...
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Make stupid hurt again!!!
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You can tell the dude was a footballer because although he was right handed he delivered an excellent left boot to the head, he set up like he's done it a million times.
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Is there any movie made in the last 30 years that Samuel L. Jackson isn’t in?
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Is there any movie made in the last 30 years that Samuel L. Jackson isn’t in?
The ones with the other guy
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Is there any movie made in the last 30 years that Samuel L. Jackson isn’t in?
Anything PG rated that doesn't have him screaming "Mother ****er" in it and episodes 1-3 of star wars.
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Heh, heh. During my senior yr of college I worked security at a McDonalds in a southern redneck town. Things got physical only once. Kid trying to impress a girl got sent home crying.
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Heh, heh. During my senior yr of college I worked security at a McDonalds in a southern redneck town. Things got physical only once. Kid trying to impress a girl got sent home crying.
I'm not following the logic here. I get it....redneck town, but how do you say "McDonald's" and "impress a girl" in the same sentence with a straight face?
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I'm not following the logic here. I get it....redneck town, but how do you say "McDonald's" and "impress a girl" in the same sentence with a straight face?
A step up from White Castle.
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I'm not following the logic here. I get it....redneck town, but how do you say "McDonald's" and "impress a girl" in the same sentence with a straight face?
He knew what days the ice cream machine was working.
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A step up from White Castle.
The Castle of White is much better than any Mickey D's

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He knew what days the ice cream machine was working.
You make a good point for once
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The Castle of White is much better than any Mickey D's
You still not getting enough fiber?
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Love how he came back.......take these two wicha
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