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- Hello! Gordon's Pizza?
- No sir, it is Google Pizza. - So, I have the wrong number? - No sir, Google bought Gordon's Pizza. - OK. Take my order please .. - Well sir, do you want the usual? - The usual? How do you know me? - According to your caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust ... - OK! OK! That's it. - Sir, may I suggest to you this time ricotta cheese, arugula with sun-dried tomatoes? - No, I hate vegetables. - But your cholesterol is high! - How do you know? - Through the Laboratory subscriber's guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years. - Okay, but I want my regular pizza, I already take medicine. - But sir, you have not taken your medicine regularly. Four months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network. - I bought more from another drugstore. - It is not showing on your credit card statement. - I paid in cash. - But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement. - I have other sources of cash. - This is not showing on your last Income-Tax return, unless you got it from an undeclared source. - WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without Wi-Fi or internet. Where there are no cell phones or satellites to spy on me. - I understand sir, but you will need to renew your passport, as it expired 5 weeks ago! |
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