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Old 02-10-2020, 10:12pm   #1
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Default Well, this really changes things

Over the years my wife has had several serious medical problems. She told me tonight that several times late at night she really should have gone to the Emergency Room, but since I drink in the evenings, she didn't say anything because I was too drunk to take her there.

So from now on I'm going to start drinking in the mornings that way I will have time to sober up so I can take her to the ER in the evening if needed.
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Move next door to the ER that way you can stay drunk 24/7 and have her walk next door.
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Uber... Then don't have to stop drinking.
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So from now on I'm going to start drinking in the mornings that way I will have time to sober up so I can take her to the ER in the evening if needed.
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Over the years my wife has had several serious medical problems. She told me tonight that several times late at night she really should have gone to the Emergency Room, but since I drink in the evenings, she didn't say anything because I was too drunk to take her there.

So from now on I'm going to start drinking in the mornings that way I will have time to sober up so I can take her to the ER in the evening if needed.
Brilliant plan!
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Over the years my wife has had several serious medical problems. She told me tonight that several times late at night she really should have gone to the Emergency Room, but since I drink in the evenings, she didn't say anything because I was too drunk to take her there.

So from now on I'm going to start drinking in the mornings that way I will have time to sober up so I can take her to the ER in the evening if needed.
Sounds reasonable to me.
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Old 02-11-2020, 9:30am   #9
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it is always good to have a plan.

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Now you know that she over reacts to minor medical issues. All those times you were too drunk and she didn't die not one time.
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