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Old 04-23-2018, 8:50am   #1
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• Walmart is testing a relaxed dress code at 100 stores, allowing jeans, leggings, capris and other items.
I hated getting all dressed up to go to WalMart!
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So, no jorts?
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And if you weigh over 375, yoga pants are acceptable.
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I hated getting all dressed up to go to WalMart!
That doesn't sound relaxed, it sounds like formal attire for Walmartians.
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Ooooooo capris! Love me some capris. Here’s what you do; put your middle fingers through the belt loops on your hips. Then, using a see-saw motion, start pulling them up thereby splitting your ball sack allowing for one nut on each side of the pant.

Once this is accomplished, meander over to housewares, find a clerk and ask for help locating just the right melon baller.
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Ooooooo capris! Love me some capris. Here’s what you do; put your middle fingers through the belt loops on your hips. Then, using a see-saw motion, start pulling them up thereby splitting your ball sack allowing for one nut on each side of the pant.

Once this is accomplished, meander over to housewares, find a clerk and ask for help locating just the right melon baller.
It sounds like you have practiced this before
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It sounds like you have practiced this before
Like you haven’t?!
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Old 04-23-2018, 10:18am   #8
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I read the release text... said nothing about

crotchless thongs
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crotchless thongs
Isn't that just a belt?
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Isn't that just a belt?
I would like to see this...



just wearing that belt only
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And if you weigh over 375, yoga pants are acceptable.
Damn straight, there'll be no fat shaming around here!!! Besides, isn't that rather svelte for the average Walmartian?
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Old 04-23-2018, 3:16pm   #12
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Nothing good is going to come from their new policy. Just saying....
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Old 04-23-2018, 3:31pm   #13
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Nothing good is going to come from their new policy. Just saying....
In all seriousness, I disagree. When I was in HS, I had to wear a polyester work shirt at one job and a polyester smock at another job. Everyone at each place hated wearing those. It would have been a big morale booster to walk in one day and hear that dress code had ended.
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In all seriousness, I disagree. When I was in HS, I had to wear a polyester work shirt at one job and a polyester smock at another job. Everyone at each place hated wearing those. It would have been a big morale booster to walk in one day and hear that dress code had ended.
I'm not going to judge everyone who works at Wal Mart, but down south, we have some real doozies. I can already see yoga pants on heffalumps, sagging, etc. You get the picture. I go to the Wal Mart grocery store some, but try and avoid the real Wal Mart's like the plague.
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