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Old 04-01-2024, 8:44am   #1
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Old 04-01-2024, 9:47am   #2
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Old 04-01-2024, 9:51am   #3
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I have to pay my credit card bill today, so the joke is obviously on me.
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Old 04-01-2024, 10:16am   #5
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I have to pay my credit card bill today, so the joke is obviously on me.
Can’t remember the last time I used a credit card. It’s got to be over a year ago.

No joke
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Old 04-01-2024, 10:43am   #6
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Can’t remember the last time I used a credit card. It’s got to be over a year ago.

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Your credit is so bad you can't qualify for a credit card?
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Old 04-01-2024, 10:49am   #7
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Your credit is so bad you can't qualify for a credit card?
But nah.

Maybe 10 years ago or so some hacker opened an account in my name with Comcast in Tennessee. I have never been to the state. I was able to prove that it was fraud agreed and sent me proof. I then had to fight the credit report agencies all three of them to get them to remove The Mark. They refused it took maybe five years or more to recover by credit score that had dropped 145 points in one day! Slimy bastard
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Old 04-01-2024, 10:50am   #8
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EVERYTHING in that dc swampcesspoolshittoilet!!
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Old 04-01-2024, 12:11pm   #10
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But nah.

Maybe 10 years ago or so some hacker opened an account in my name with Comcast in Tennessee. I have never been to the state. I was able to prove that it was fraud agreed and sent me proof. I then had to fight the credit report agencies all three of them to get them to remove The Mark. They refused it took maybe five years or more to recover by credit score that had dropped 145 points in one day! Slimy bastard
Freeze your accounts in all 3 credit bureaus. That will never happen again. Only unfreeze them when you need to apply for credit, and even then, when you unfreeze, you can set a future re-freeze date. I'll have to do that soon with the Z06 purchase.
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But nah.

Maybe 10 years ago or so some hacker opened an account in my name with Comcast in Tennessee. I have never been to the state. I was able to prove that it was fraud agreed and sent me proof. I then had to fight the credit report agencies all three of them to get them to remove The Mark. They refused it took maybe five years or more to recover by credit score that had dropped 145 points in one day! Slimy bastard
And so you had to live like this for five more years after that until you hopped a train headed east...
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Old 04-01-2024, 12:36pm   #12
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And so you had to live like this for five more years after that until you hopped a train headed east...
You really got a thing for Rickles, huh! Like Rickles n zEEk!
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Old 04-01-2024, 1:32pm   #13
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You really got a thing for Rickles, huh! Like Rickles n zEEk!
Now, Now, let's not get testy. I realize and appreciate your talent...
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I saw a BMW driver use his turn signal today.
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Old 04-01-2024, 2:24pm   #15
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I saw a BMW driver use his turn signal today.
I saw a BMW driver in my rear view mirror today... about 500 yards back.
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GTFO with that nonsense. Not true and you know it.

It voids the warranty.
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GTFO with that nonsense. Not true and you know it.

It voids the warranty.
Don't you have to pay a subscription to use them?
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