Ghetto Exam

[Norm]

Detroit School Math Exam

Schools in Detroit are finally starting to teach practical math that these
kids can understand and use in real-world situations!

Here is the mid-term math exam for the seniors.

NAME_______________________________________

GANG / CREW / TAG / NAME_____________________

CRIB________________________________________

1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he's gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne $800 per day crack habit?

4. Raul want to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags does he need to make to get the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steal 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Buckwheat got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If a average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% of paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocks up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the percentage of bitches Tyrone has knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a boa constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10.. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357-magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

Sorry, I do not have the answers, neither does the teacher............

Author Unknown



#5. 1.33 more Corvettes, or at least two more.

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[onedef92]

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[Bill]

Originally Posted by onedef92

So you're and gangster are spelled differently in the hood?

[onedef92]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

So you're and gangster are spelled differently in the hood?

Apparently, it's part of 'dey 'nitiation.

[jaxgator]

[DAB]

Larry, Darryl, and Darryl need $$ to buy beer. from experience they know that the average couch in a hotel lobby in town contains between 50 cents up to $2.50 in loose change. if there are 8 hotels on Main Street, and each hotel has 4 couches, what's the minimum and maximum $$ they can hope to gather that afternoon.

the nearest beer store is 2 miles away, bus fare is 50 cents each, should they walk or catch a ride?

[WalkerInTN]

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