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11-06-2009, 2:00am | #1 | ||||||
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A Monroe County, WI Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Marshfield , WI A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.. BEST A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. 'He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left...
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Pretty good twist on these really old jokes....
But WI is one of the 14 states that prohibit automated photo traffic enforcement. |
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Good ones!
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Heee Heee, you said "balls".
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