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Old 02-18-2021, 8:06pm   #21
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Wow. The last time I puked from alcohol was back in college when I used to drink beer.




Only Mary's puke on beer.
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Only Mary's puke on beer.
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Deej drunk in Orlando is like Porter tripping on a banana peel...




... expected
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Happy Birthday, sounds like you did it right
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Did you wake up with a sore butt and Vaseline all over your ass?
Apparently Snide was in before everyone else.
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Apparently Snide was in before everyone else.
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Apparently Snide was in before everyone else.
I won the bet.
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I lost the bet.
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This thread is worthless without pics of the penis tattoo you got on your cheek last night.
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This thread is worthless without pics of the penis tattoo you got on your cheek last night.
What? "MS"?

Or when erect, "MISSISSIPPI"?
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Old 02-19-2021, 6:41pm   #31
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He has a valid point.
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What? "MS"?

Or when erect, "MISSISSIPPI"?
In Murrat's case it's "Swan" and "Saskatchewan."
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What? "MS"?

Or when erect, "MISSISSIPPI"?
I have no idea. He didn't post the pics.

Are you suggesting he has cheeks like a blowfish?
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This thread is worthless without pics of the penis tattoo you got on your cheek last night.
Why do you want pics of penis?




I'm assuming you're a dude.
You are a dude, right?
Right?
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I quit the hardcore drinking of the days of my youth.
How much more hardcore does one need to get - you puked three times and don't know how you ended up in Orlando.
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Old 02-20-2021, 12:35am   #37
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Why do you want pics of penis?
I'm assuming you're a dude.
You are a dude, right?
Right?
Not sure if I'm a "dude," Keanu.
But I am a cisgender man both IRL and on this forum,
if that's what you were asking. Right.
Reading comprehension is key, sir. If you'll carefully examine my original post, considerately repeated above for your convenience, you'll see that I never said I wanted pics of penis. I merely pointed out that the thread is worthless without a pic of the jailhouse-quality penis tattoo his so-called friends almost-certainly had inked on his cheek while he was passed out during his drunken birthday celebration. Your wild misinterpretation of my innocent yet humorous post does raise some questions about you, though. Years of Freudian analysis may be called for.

Personally I don't mind that the thread is worthless. But as a public service in my self-appointed position as an unofficial thread-appraiser, I wanted to be sure nobody paid any more for this thread than its true value. WTF.

TL/dr: TL/dr.
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TL/dr: TL/dr.
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Pro tip: We don't care.
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This thread delivers !

<VB>- This is normal behavior for a 40 yr old-<VB>

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** Edit** Older than 40 yrs old, per OP
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I have no idea. He didn't post the pics.

Are you suggesting he has cheeks like a blowfish?
You guys are obsessed with mine and the Canuckistanian's peen
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