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Old 05-28-2016, 2:52pm   #1
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A Pastor and an Attorney arrive at the Pearly Gates together.

St. Peter hands the Pastor the keys to a "very nice" efficiency apartment.

He hands the Attorney the keys to a luxurious penthouse apartment.

The Pastor didn't like that, and questioned why HE got the smaller quarters.

St. Peter said, "Beyond these gates, Pastors are a dime a dozen, but THIS is the first Attorney we've ever seen."
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who is jole???
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Old 05-30-2016, 9:01pm   #4
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These jokes make me sad. Very sensitive.
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These jokes make me sad. Very sensitive.
Just substitute Car Salesman everywhere it says Attorney in the joke. That's how I first heard it.
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who is jole???
Think of jole as a vestigial tail. In the past, it seemed useful and necessary, but at this point, there isn't any use for it anymore. It's actually a reminder of the primordial ooze the VB sprang from.
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Have not seen jole in quite sometime.....glad you brought it back to life !....
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