Just reminiscing about law school...

[lspencer534]

I asked a girl in the library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?". She replied in a loud voice, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!". All of the other students in the library started staring at me, and I felt truly embarrased. After a few minutes, the girl quietly walked to my table and said, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. You were embarrassed, right?". I responded in a loud voice, "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH!". Everyone in the library looked at the girl in shock.

I whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to screw people."

[Blademaker]

Oldie but a goodie...........

[Jeff '79]

If you throw enough shit onto the wall, something is bound to stick.

[DukeAllen]

Wasn't she in your swimming class?

[Bill]

Difference between lawyers and skunks? There's skid marks right before the dead skunk.

Why do snakes not bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.






Edit:

Fun Factoid:


When Spence was in law school, there were actually 15 Commandments.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

Wasn't she in your swimming class?

Class of '65?

[Prosecutor]

So many funny stories from law school.

Many laptop comupters make some sort of sound when booting up. In the '80s HBO movies would often begin with a very serious male voice saying "The following program is intended for mature audiences." I searched the web for this sound bite and made it my boot up sound as a joke.

Flash forward a few weeks to contracts class (first year of law school). I am sitting in a large classroom with more than 100 classmates and we are about to get started. It is quiet and the professor begins to speak. My computer is booting up. "THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES." i forgot to lower the volume. All eyes turn toward me. Much laughter. It appears that the professor and most students (who were a few years younger) do not recogize the sound bite from almost 20 years earlier. Clearly, they all think that I left some sort of porn DVD in my computer.

[NavyC5]

[OddBall]

[CBonsall]