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Old 01-28-2017, 3:19pm   #1
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Old 01-28-2017, 4:03pm   #2
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"I made fun of his hands, so he moved on me like a bitch, grabbed my p****, and whipped out his weiner, and it was THIS long. It was as that moment that I realized i was going to lose this thing."
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Old 01-28-2017, 5:06pm   #3
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I was this close!
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I was telling lies this long when I was six. Now think of the distance at my current age.
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Old 01-28-2017, 6:18pm   #6
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"If your happy and you know it clap your hands!"
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I was this close to sending help to Chris Stevens.
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I'm a bloodthirsty psychotic neocon warmonger who had a mental breakdown over a cartoon frog and experienced one of my seizures in public on 9/11 and got tossed into a van like a side of beef.
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I held it and blew on it just like this....
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Old 01-29-2017, 9:01am   #10
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Old 01-29-2017, 9:13am   #11
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Old 01-29-2017, 9:33am   #12
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Michelle's cock is that big!
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Look Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
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Old 01-29-2017, 7:48pm   #14
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I met this black guy, and..........
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:11am   #15
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"The Oval Office missed me by this much!"
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Invisible blow job.
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Old 01-31-2017, 2:57pm   #18
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Invisible blow job.
More like ass kiss.
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