The game of Golf

[VITE1]

1. Three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool..

~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett

2. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that.
~ Sports Writer Jim Murray

3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie.
~ Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle

4. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~ Actor Kevin Costner

5. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

6. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

7. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Tom Weiskopf

8. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered .
~ Lord Robertson

9. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny

10. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan

11. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
~ Jack Nicklaus

12. The Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham

13. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
~ Bob Hope

14. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.
~ Henny Youngman

15. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
~ Jack Lemmon

16. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husband’s work.
~ Lee Trevino

[RMVette]

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Golf is a great sport. I have played since I was six years old. I have played countless rounds. Even a bad day on the golf course brings me peace. It is my happy place.

I played in a tournament yesterday at an outstanding course. A course I have not played. We got rained out before finishing the second hole. But I am playing with my dad and his hustlers and chislers group this morning.

[VITE1]

Here my Golf groups motto.

[Rikki Z-06]

[RMVette]

Originally Posted by Rikki Z-06

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Nailed it!

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Rikki Z-06

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Remind me to never ride int he cart with Porter.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by VITE1

1. Three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool..

~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett

2. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that.
~ Sports Writer Jim Murray

3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie.
~ Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle

4. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~ Actor Kevin Costner

5. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

6. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

7. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Tom Weiskopf

8. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered .
~ Lord Robertson

9. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny

10. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan

11. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
~ Jack Nicklaus

12. The Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham

13. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
~ Bob Hope

14. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.
~ Henny Youngman

15. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
~ Jack Lemmon

16. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husband’s work.
~ Lee Trevino

17. If you don't cheat at golf why play?
~ Adog