Today I found out...

[lspencer534]

that the average person consumes 4 beers a week.

I also confirmed that I am extremely above average.

[JRD77VET]

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by JRD77VET

[Cybercowboy]

Doctor: So can you tell me how many alcoholic beverages you have over the course of a week?

Patient: Oh, I'd say about three, maybe four.

Doctor writes in medical record "Bullshit."

[DAB]

Somebody is doubling up, as I’m at zero

[69camfrk]

It is important that you find your strengths.

[Wathen1955]

You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like.
https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

[Dan Dlabay]

Some weeks I am below average and other weeks above average.

[snide]

Originally Posted by Wathen1955

You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like.
https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

And, after drinking that many beers, he wasn't drunk.

[MrPeabody]

Originally Posted by Wathen1955

You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like.
https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

Originally Posted by snide

And, after drinking that many beers, he wasn't drunk.

And he lived to the ripe old age of 46.

[BOTY]