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Old 05-06-2011, 9:05am   #21
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Old 05-06-2011, 9:07am   #22
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Old 05-06-2011, 9:17am   #23
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please contribute.

y'all are doing a fine job of gaying up this thread without me
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:46am   #24
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:03am   #25
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so are two girls "good gaming" gay?
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:19am   #26
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bet your looking good now you have been working out montehall .... no homo
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:29am   #27
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:29am   #28
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I've never understood the "ass slap" as an "atta boy!" or "way to go!" congratuations in sports.

High five, chest bump, heck even a hug after winning a championship I get.

Ass slapping just always seemed odd.
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:56am   #29
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hope this isn't against the rules here.



Hey, **** Anita Bryant
Who the Hell is she
Telling all them faggots
That they can't be free
Throw that bitch in prison
then maybe she'll see
just how much them GD homosexuals mean to me

Because they...
Wash your clothes
clean your cell
help you drain your hose
give you smokes
laugh at jokes
sew up all your clothes
rub your feet
beat your meat
Heaven only knows
What I'd do without those homosexuals

They all
Read and Write
**** all night
Clean your fingernails
help you dress
play you chess
lay you down some rails
Be your wife
take your life
in a jealous rage
who says we don't need them homosexuals

I tell you
Some are big
some are small
some are in-between
some are yellow belly queers
and some of them are mean
some are killers
some are thiefs
some are singers too
In fact Anita Bryant
Some act just like you

So, **** Anita Bryant
Who the Hell is she
Telling all them faggots
That they can't be free
Throw that bitch in prison
then maybe she'll see
just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me

Because they...
Wash your clothes
clean your cell
help you drain your hose
give you smokes
laugh at jokes
sew up all your clothes
rub your feet
beat your meat
Heaven only knows
What I'd do without those homosexuals

They all
Read and Write
**** all night
Clean your fingernails
help you dress
play you chess
lay you down some rails
Be your wife
take your life
in a jealous rage
who says we don't need them homosexuals

I tell you
Some are big
some are small
some are in-between
some are yellow belly queers
and some of them are mean
some are killers
some are thiefs
some are singers too
In fact Anita Bryant
Some act just like you
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:11pm   #30
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in my neighborhood, we played a game called "smear the queer". When you were "it"... if you didn't make-it from point A to point B... you got punched and slugged - until you surrendered by yelling "I'm a queer".
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:27pm   #31
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So let's just say that you were playing center on the o-line in high school football.
Also let's just say that your 6'8 300lb football coach takes a snap or 2 instead of the quarterback.
Let me also just say that there was no cupping but a reverse tapping on the sackoidal region with the back of his fingers.

is HE gay?

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Old 05-06-2011, 4:20pm   #32
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I've never understood the "ass slap" as an "atta boy!" or "way to go!" congratuations in sports.

High five, chest bump, heck even a hug after winning a championship I get.

Ass slapping just always seemed odd.
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Old 05-06-2011, 4:25pm   #33
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You touch'a my ass, I break'a your face.

Ecce homo.
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Old 05-06-2011, 6:46pm   #34
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Especially if cupped and grabbing a good portion of "under-bun".

However, it really is gay if the other dude responds to the ass-slap with a quick blow-job.
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Old 05-06-2011, 7:31pm   #35
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men don't slap other men's asses unless they are gay.
nothing wrong with gay, if that's your thing...just don't pretend to be straight and slapping a man's ass for fun
Arm punches are OK, but unless your winning the Super Bowl ass-slapping means your honking a bobo.


For a woman, you seem to know a bit about men.
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Old 05-06-2011, 7:35pm   #36
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Gay
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Old 05-06-2011, 8:04pm   #37
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You men and your games.
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Old 05-06-2011, 8:07pm   #38
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Arm punches are OK, but unless your winning the Super Bowl ass-slapping means your honking a bobo.


For a woman, you seem to know a bit about men.
I know a little bit about a lot
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Old 05-06-2011, 8:21pm   #39
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I know a little bit about a lot
That's my problem as well.

"I'll take 'Little-known facts about unknown subjects', for $500, Alex."
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Old 05-06-2011, 8:25pm   #40
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That's my problem as well.

"I'll take 'Little-known facts about unknown subjects', for $500, Alex."
are you the first born or middle child?
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