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Old 08-12-2011, 3:55pm   #1
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Shaft battle (noun) The act of two women performing oral sex on a male. The "winner" of said battle is generally the one who receives the ejaculate.

Ex.: "Julie and Kate got into a shaft battle at Derek's house last night. Derek crowned Katie the winner, when in fact he was the real winner."
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Where the hell are those freaks hiding when ya really need 'em?????
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Where the hell are those freaks hiding when ya really need 'em?????
I think I need them every day.
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Shaft battle (noun) The act of two women performing oral sex on a male. The "winner" of said battle is generally the one who receives the...


"money shot"
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Old 08-12-2011, 5:44pm   #6
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This different from pole dancing??
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This different from pole dancing??
You're thinking of spinning.
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The theatre of the mind.
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The theatre of the mind.
Roger that Woody
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Old 08-12-2011, 6:43pm   #11
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Damn.

My 50th is coming up in a few months.

I wonder if my wife would set that up?
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Old 08-12-2011, 7:02pm   #12
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Damn.

My 50th is coming up in a few months.

I wonder if my wife would set that up?
I don't know. Ask her, and find out how well the couch sleeps....for a few months.

Also, give us a report on how it goes. BTW, does your internet reach from the garage?
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