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Old 04-09-2020, 8:48am   #21
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I don't mean to state the obvious, but you do realize your hand cannot get pregnant, right?
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I'am thinking of going to Temple Bat Yahm in Newport Beach and converting to Judaism.
Then you may have "vasectomy" confused with "circumcision".

I noticed that the nurse raised her eyebrows when she prepped me for my vasectomy back in the early 80's. Don't know whether it was because it's so huge or so small. Didn't ask, don't want to know. I will note that you're not at your best when under such circumstances.
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Adog, YOU're never too old for a vasectomy, and the rest of us pray to God it's not too late....
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Adog, YOU're never too old for a vasectomy, and the rest of us pray to God it's not too late....
I think it'd be better if he got circumcised at the neck.
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I think it'd be better if he got circumcised at the neck.
Knooger would still find a way to use the leftovers.
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Knooger would still find a way to use the leftovers.
He'd probably make pork rinds out of it.
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He'd probably make PORTER rinds out of it.
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He'd probably make pork rinds out of it.
probably with fava beans
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