Jerry from north caroline

[Onebadcad]

Asshole neighbor Jerry is up down from the lesser carolina for the summer. Looks like he bought a used newer corvette. He would have bought sooner but the roads up there suckarse, too many driveway rocks and too many sheets of plywood falling off pickup trucks onto the road.

On my daily walks I noticed Jerry pooping on the side of his house, not my problem, but inquired and he stated in the lesser caroline it is common and frowned upon if you do not do so, as it allows the state to retain its outdoor stench. Again, no problem with a man emptying his bowels on his own lot, as it allows for a nice flat terrain and no driveway slope.

Aside: Why do folks from the lesser caroline always build their own shit and embarrass themselves more on forums when posting pics?? Why do they ask for advice when in a bind, and ignore it?? Why do they not just call The Man when a project is two years past due and has exceeded budget by 5X??

Back to Jerry. I beat him to a pulp on poker night, as he was pumping the neighbor's dog, he admitted but said in the lesser caroline it is allowed, and many contests fill the calendar year.

Jerry has left FLORIDA for good, on a greyhound, as after I beat his arse I took his new corvette, his wife and his wallet!!

[Don Rickles]

*Carolina

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

What the shit is this thread even about? Is it some kind of joke? I'm from North Carolina, nothing what's mentioned is true.

[OnPoint]

C4/10

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Ronins2ndCuzzin

What the shit is this thread even about? Is it some kind of joke? I'm from North Carolina, nothing what's mentioned is true.

Ooooooooo shit!

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by OnPoint

C4/10

You are generous. I give it a

Tesla Cybertruck/Ferrari

[MikeB]

In for the pix.

No rating.
Fish on.

[LATB]

Jerry has left FLORIDA for good, on a greyhound, as after I beat his arse I took his new corvette, his wife and his wallet!!

Lucky bastard.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Ronins2ndCuzzin

What the shit is this thread even about? Is it some kind of joke? I'm from North Carolina, nothing what's mentioned is true.

Bull****in'shit. You Carolina boys shit like a crippled coon and wipe your ass with an ice cube on the regular.

[MY03C5Z]

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Ill Duce

- Howdy.
Say, my buddies and I, we been
wonderin' where you all might be from.
Well, we're passin' through.
Passin' through.
Well, now,
what do you all mean by that?
Goin' to Tennessee.
Tennessee?
That's a piss-poor state
if I ever seen one.
Sir, I work for these boys.
I'm their manager.
We race that '55 Chevy sittin' outside

Racing that home spun '55. Nuthin' like it. Those Satisfactions are PERMANENT.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by CF mods eat dick

I would say ONEBADCAD for the win! Shocked GTO guy is not chiming in to protect yaddsticles.....

I think with Big Bob resurfacing Yaddy may soon get a Dear Yaddy letter from GTO

[Tpatt]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Bull****in'shit. You Carolina boys shit like a crippled coon and wipe your ass with an ice cube on the regular.

BS... we shit in the woods and wipe with a pine cone. When we leave for work in the mornings we kiss our wife and sister good bye. So what if it's the same woman.

[ptindall]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Asshole neighbor Jerry is up down from the lesser carolina for the summer. Looks like he bought a used newer corvette. He would have bought sooner but the roads up there suckarse, too many driveway rocks and too many sheets of plywood falling off pickup trucks onto the road.

On my daily walks I noticed Jerry pooping on the side of his house, not my problem, but inquired and he stated in the lesser caroline it is common and frowned upon if you do not do so, as it allows the state to retain its outdoor stench. Again, no problem with a man emptying his bowels on his own lot, as it allows for a nice flat terrain and no driveway slope.

Aside: Why do folks from the lesser caroline always build their own shit and embarrass themselves more on forums when posting pics?? Why do they ask for advice when in a bind, and ignore it?? Why do they not just call The Man when a project is two years past due and has exceeded budget by 5X??

Back to Jerry. I beat him to a pulp on poker night, as he was pumping the neighbor's dog, he admitted but said in the lesser caroline it is allowed, and many contests fill the calendar year.

Jerry has left FLORIDA for good, on a greyhound, as after I beat his arse I took his new corvette, his wife and his wallet!!

[theandies]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Asshole neighbor Jerry is up down from the lesser carolina for the summer. Looks like he bought a used newer corvette. He would have bought sooner but the roads up there suckarse, too many driveway rocks and too many sheets of plywood falling off pickup trucks onto the road.

On my daily walks I noticed Jerry pooping on the side of his house, not my problem, but inquired and he stated in the lesser caroline it is common and frowned upon if you do not do so, as it allows the state to retain its outdoor stench. Again, no problem with a man emptying his bowels on his own lot, as it allows for a nice flat terrain and no driveway slope.

Aside: Why do folks from the lesser caroline always build their own shit and embarrass themselves more on forums when posting pics?? Why do they ask for advice when in a bind, and ignore it?? Why do they not just call The Man when a project is two years past due and has exceeded budget by 5X??

Back to Jerry. I beat him to a pulp on poker night, as he was pumping the neighbor's dog, he admitted but said in the lesser caroline it is allowed, and many contests fill the calendar year.

Jerry has left FLORIDA for good, on a greyhound, as after I beat his arse I took his new corvette, his wife and his wallet!!

Grew up in North Carolina and the only reason us North Carolinians go to South Carolina is to take a shit. So Jerry is a good man.

[MadInNc]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Bull****in'shit. You Carolina boys shit like a crippled coon and wipe your ass with an ice cube on the regular.

[MadInNc]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Bull****in'shit. You Carolina boys shit like a crippled coon and wipe your ass with an ice cube on the regular.

Don’t judge North Carolina because of Yaddy.

We don’t want that insecure, shit posting, braggadocio, Mutha Fuchs, nippy titty whore, cocksucking damn Yankee

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

Don’t judge North Carolina because of Yaddy.

We don’t want that insecure, shit posting, braggadocio, Mutha Fuchs, nippy titty whore, cocksucking damn Yankee

What triggered you this time?

[MadInNc]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

What triggered you this time?

Stay right there…. Don’t move

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

Stay right there…. Don’t move

That's not an answer.